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Ghiaccio: WHO THE FUCK DECIDED RENDEZVOUS WOULD BE PRONOUNCED LIKE THAT.
Prosciutto: Poor monolinguals. They can’t seem to understand that other languages besides English exist.
Ghiaccio: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
Formaggio: He called you a Mongolian.
Hey! You always have so many interesting ideas so I was wondering: how would la squadra react if during a mission, their target gets taken out by another person who happens to be a stand used too. They did it not for the many but for personal reasons.
The scenarios range, so I hope this is okay! :o Sorry for the long wait!
Risotto: When it happens, it will either turn into him murdering them or recruiting, so he thinks. He wants to know the reason to determine whether he has to take them out or not. He wants to make sure that this person isn’t competition or intends to challenge the organization later. Actually, he kinda just wants to assert his authority as the leader of the assassination squad and make sure they know their place. They cannot be a threat to their jobs or reputation. When they tell him their reason, he’s impassive. It hits close to home because he first killed someone for personal reasons too. This will prompt him to be more merciful. He raises his voice and threatens them to never show their face around him again because next time he won’t be so kind. The fact they have a stand will do little to sway his decision, but he gets a feeling he will see them again. They stained their hands with blood and there is no turning back from that.
Prosciutto: Will be pretty pissed especially if Pesci is with him because that means the mission was also a training session for Pesci and now their target is gone. He feels like his pride as an assassin has been wounded and won’t stand for it. He was given the job and he was supposed to finish it. If he manages to confront the person, Prosciutto will tell them the trouble they’ve cost him and team. If the person tells him that he can claim the kill if he wants since they did it for personal reasons and not money, Prosciutto will be furious because to him they’re basically saying he’s incompetent. He doesn’t like feeling like he owes someone a favor. When he discovers they’re a stand user, he signs because he realizes killing them will take more work than he’s willing to do without pay. He turns around to leave and gives them a warning to stay in their place in society unless they want to end up like his target in the future.
Pesci: Relieved that he doesn’t have to get his hands dirty...yet. He still has a hard time ending people’s lives and one of the others have to do it for him because he always backs down when he’s put in the situation. His relief turns into worry because the others will get mad that some stranger did what he couldn’t and the stranger wasn’t even a hired assassin. They will yell and berate him, calling him a coward and useless. Pesci will be sympathetic if the reason is rooted in avenging someone. He will believe it’s their right to claim, but he won’t ever tell the others that.
Formaggio: Levelheaded and calm about the whole thing. When he discovers the body, he’s casually looking around to see if the perpetrator is still around. if they are, he’ll joke around and thank them for making his job easier. However, he turns a little more threatening, asking them if this will be a one-time thing or a daily occurrence because he can’t have someone run around and take their hits from them. They have an image to keep, y’know? When they tell him it’s for a personal reason and that they aren’t looking to be an assassin or take their jobs, he’s satisfied. Before taking his leave, he tells them they should get a drink sometime.
Illuso: He’s about to kill the target by dragging them into mirror world when the person comes out of nowhere to do it. Illuso is startled because he didn’t expect it at all. He’s watching it all happen, a little on edge because this is a guy who has to render someone completely defenseless to confront them, unlike this person who’s going all out. Once it’s over, he shakes off his initial surprise and pops out of the mirror to get the satisfaction of the person getting startled themselves. Illuso isn’t going through the trouble to kill someone he isn’t getting paid to kill. He just wants to restore his self-wounded pride by acting cocky and guess their reason for killing his target. He hits the nail on the head and when they admit he’s right, Illuso’s content and takes his leave. He’ll be keeping an eye on them for a while.
Melone: Impressed. The extent of this how much he cares about the personal reason is analyzing the person’s temperament. He’s interested in how hard someone has to be pushed to commit murder just as they did especially if they are a normal civilian. If they are, he’s excitable and asking them questions about their family’s mental health history and if they had anger problems growing up and such. he doesn’t care about the hit anymore; this person is much more fascinating. When he discovers they have a stand, he’s euphoric because that means if he uses their DNA for Babyface, it will produce an even more powerful stand. The person should leave ASAP.
Ghiaccio: The temperature drops and the person is shaking from the cold and probably fear because Ghiaccio is emitting some murderous intent. He’s angry to the point that he’s trying to grasp what happened. Did someone take out his target before him? Are you fucking serious? His voice is leveled but you can sense the malice dripping from his flat tone when he asks them what the hell they’re doing. He starts off sounding monotone and his voice raises higher and higher with each word. The person better be several feet away from him and use their stand to deflect the ice forming around them. To escape Ghiaccio’s wrath, they might have to get down on their knees and explain to him why they killed his target. It might be enough to calm him down and let them go. If he is feeling merciful, he walks over to them, crouches down, and roughly wraps his hand around their face to make them look at him when he tells them to never let him see their face again.
Sorbet & Gelato: Sorbet might first think Gelato killed the target before him even though it wasn’t part of their strategy but tries to rationalize it. When he finds out that it wasn’t Gelato, he’s alarmed then irate. He doesn’t care about anything other than the fact that it could mean he won’t be getting paid. He thinks it’s someone other assassin trying to claim his kill thus he loses out on getting money. Gelato is indifferent and blasé about the whole situation, telling Sorbet it’s not that big of a deal. He kinda just wants to go home, intending on claiming the kill anyway and see where it goes. He’s done it before. Sorbet wants to make sure that another assassin wasn’t the culprit. When finds the person responsible, they block their escape route. He drills them for questions as Gelato hums to himself. When the person reveals their reason, Sorbet eases up. That’s enough for him to know that they aren’t getting money out of it, so he can still get paid. When they discover the person has a stand, they look to each other to see what their next course of action should be. They decide it was best to leave things how they are. But they intend to pass the information that there is another stand user within Naples to Risotto to see what he wants to do. They expect they will see this person in the near future.
Imagine this: Bruno and Abba are blocked in an unknown place where they get attacked by a stand user. His power is to put people in a murderous frenzy where they will kill anybody they see, no matter who. Abba gets affected by the stand ability while shielding Bruno. Bruno manage somehow to defeat the stand user while avoiding to hurt Abba but the stand ability won't go away. 1/2
Bruno is stuck with a delirious Abba, and he has to find a way out of the place they are stuck in while making sure that Abba doesn't harm him or himself. It's not easy because Abba tries many times to kill him despite being bound, and is not helpful at all. At one point, Bruno is in a sticky situation, he is going to die and Abba is the only one who can save but he is still delirious. 2/3 (and not 2/2 cause it's longer than I expected)Thinking that his time has come, Bruno manage to say: "it's not your fault" to Abba because Bruno doesn't want his friend to feel guilty about his death when he recovers his sense. BUT! Seeing Bruno on the verge of dying, trigger something in Abba and he remembers all of the good memories they share together, and the feelings he has for Bruno makes him realize "No, I don't want this man to die" and puts him out of his crazy state. He then saves Bruno (3/4 I promise, next one is the last one)And they are so caught in the moment, happy that the worst is behind them, they hug each other and kiss. And later, with a calmer mind, they talk about what happened and they confess their feelings. I know this is NEVER going to happen but wouldn't be so cute though? 4/4
oh i am EXTREMELY soft for this kind of thing actually . . . your love/adoration for a person pulling you out of something . . . i just love it a lot? and with bruno and abba . . . and then realising their feelings for one another... i’m just
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[I knew comments like these would arrive...]
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“Haha you noticed? I just woke up feeling a bit dizzy so the hair on my face was bothering me.. I didn’t want to look like Giorno but I liked the swirls! Anyway.. what brings you here?”
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@badly-drawn-cheesegang
So you're telling me you write and draw very well?! Does your talent knows any limits?
*wheeze* whAT
You’re too kind aaaaaa, I’m quacking 😲 I’m just a gremlin who tries!! But thank you so much :,) I lack in every other field, to compensate! 💪
@pizzabiscuitwithglasses omg thank you! This made my day 🥰 I’m kinda insecure about my laugh so I’m glad you like it
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Oh my god? LET ABBACCHIO BE HAPPY DAMN IT!!
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@pizzabiscuitwithglasses How do you imagine the skeleton bros in underfell universe?
[I don’t follow Undertale AUs, but I have to admit the goth fourteen-year-old in me loves a good grim!dark retelling.]
“Sans! Get up.”
Sans, sprawled comfortably over his mattress, ignores the call and does not get up.
“SANS. Do not make me come in there.”
Papyrus ability to conveys caps-lock shouting without raising his volume is one hell of a mystery. Front page material, probably. “I’m sleeping.”
“You are not, open this door.”
“I am SLEEPING.” Unlike the Great and Talented Papyrus, Sans yells to communicate his feelings. He’s currently communicating irritated and go away.
The door explodes inward. Sans grabs his brother’s soul in the same moment Papyrus snaps up his. They glare at each other through the settling dust, souls lit bright in the glow of their matching red magic. It tints the underside of Papyrus’ jaw a deep and unsettling red.
“You left your dishes in the sink,” Papyrus says at length.
“Yeah, I do that,” Sans replies.
“Well don’t do that. It annoys me.”
Sans doesn’t raise an eyebrow, or smirk, or change his facial expression in any way. He knows Papyrus will read the non-commitment in his silence. Papyrus openly scowls at him and tightens the grip on his soul. Sans responds in kind.
“One of these days,” Papyrus says, straining to ignore the choking effect Sans’ magic has on him, “You will go too far and I will dust you.”
He won’t. They both know Sans’ magic is stronger, just like they know that he’ll never, ever use it to kill Papyrus. And to be honest, Sans thinks that even if he was given the chance, Papyrus wouldn’t kill him either. They’re locked in familial stalemate until one of them slips up.
Papryus huffs. He drops the magic in favor of stomping across the dirty room to yank Sans out of bed by the scruff of his jacket. Sans glares as he’s carried downstairs and into the kitchen. Papyrus sets him on his feet and shoves him towards the sink.
“Wash your dishes,” he snarls.
Sans flips him the double bird, but shuffles up the stairs to the sink as told. His bowl and spoon are cleaned and resentfully slung into the drying rack. He stomps back down the steps when he’s done.
“Dishes,” Papyrus says from where he’s watching TV on the couch.
“I’m going out.” It’s a tacit affirmative. Papyrus knows, just like he knows Sans’ expressions. They’ve spent their lives together and in spite of everything they know each other as well as they know themselves.
“Dinner is in an hour,” Papyrus doesn’t take his eyes off the TV. “Don’t be late.”
“Yeah yeah,” Sans grunts.
“Be here,” Papyrus growls.
Sans flips him off again. He pops his forearm out of the elbow socket so he can continue the gesture as he goes through the door, which he leaves wide open to the winter outside. The resulting caps-lock shouting makes him feel marginally better as he stomps down the front walk.
