if i were to compose a counter conspiracy theory to the whole “there is no pandemic” one thats equally irrational but if i were gonna do it i’d propose a manipulative conspiracy theory trying to get people to start wearing masks who aren’t what i would say is “oh actually what you’re looking at here is an intentional psi-ops designed to confuse people and to cull the herd. the pandemic is real. the risk of dying from is relatively low but it seems to have some neurological components in it that are just being released right now and if i were to look in crisper gene editing stuff that’s been going on in china there’s no telling what this thing is it could actually be recoding your DNA so you think the vaccine has the chip in it oh no no no. 5G is designed to interact with the covid virus to control your mind. and they know that people who don’t wear masks are the patriots. so by keeping you people from wearing masks they’re intentionally infecting you with covid-19 cuz they wanna control your mind so wear the masks cuz it’ll keep you from becoming a puppet of the chinese government” some shit like that. spread that around
