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pizza: YOU THINK I'M GONNA USE RAZOR LEAF BUT I'M NOT, I'M GONNA USE POISON POWDER, HA YOUR NEXT POKEMON IS POISONED BITCH

chris: honey, do we need to get some preparation h because you're so butthurt?

pizza: POKEMON IS NOT A GAME, I'M SO MAD

i just got kicked out of my own house for telling bad jokes

pizza was up past her bedtime

You're stupid. Don't stare at things that fly around and are on fire.

pizzalinter

now that i'm done crying on the floor about new followers, i'm going to go eat and make pizza watch sky high

pizza: wow you guys are gay

me: no shit

pizza left me some nice tiny dinosaurs to play with.

#pizzalinter