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[nymph-of-books]

will : hey nico are you seeing anyone

nico, heart pounding : no, why

will : idk i just think it’d be really good for you to see a therapist or smth

[nymph-of-books]

meg: no heteros allowed

meg: from now on you must all photosynthesis

apollo: i think you have the wrong kind of hetero-

meg, louder: FROM NOW ON YOU MUST ALL PHOTOSYNTHESIS

[nymph-of-books]

Annabeth : Look, we tried things your way

Percy : ... no we didn’t??

Annabeth : I tried it in my head and it didn’t work

[nymph-of-books]

Annabeth : I won’t let a technicality stop me

Percy : A technicality like the rules?

Annabeth : Yes, I hate those things

[nymph-of-books]

grover : why would you give a knife to a child ??

luke : annabeth felt unsafe

grover : well now i feel unsafe !

luke : i’m sorry

luke : ... would you like a knife ?

[nymph-of-books]

piper: how dumb do they think we are

percy: annabeth sometimes leaves me pictures of food instead of a grocery list

[nymph-of-books]

jason, to piper: we don’t use bad words in this house

thalia, in the distance: FUCK!

[nymph-of-books]

nico, with haunted eyes: butter is just food lotion

will: are you okay—

nico: NO

nico: butter is food lotion