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I did the something part 1
I MAY HAVE ONLY SLEPT FOR 3HRS
MY PHONE MAY BE AT 3%
BUT I DID IT I FUCKING DID IT
Giggling
My headcanon is that lamb can only baa but as times goes on everyone around them eventually understands each baa to such a level that they can have full on conversations
PAKOON THEORY TIME: TADC EDITION (a cleaner version of what i sent on discord at 2am)
If Kinger was a programmer maybe he was a lead programmer
Caine and Abel wanted to make the biggest vr game possible (maybe pull a sword art online but yk without the trapping and killing part)
Which would inturn make them both admins
Caine being the one who makes the deals and is the face of the company
Abel being more of the guy who works behind the scenes(maybe Abel also knew about tech so he helped Kingers team+he was the one who came up with the whole idea)
Something happens they make this BIG discovery (like rec room or some vr sandbox(?) server game on drugs and pushed all the way to 1000)
So Abel and Kinger make this discovery and Kinger being a good husband wants his wife to try it and Abel being a good friend(or something) lets Caine try it those 2 go in it works so they like yea
(so wait actually maybe Queenie was on the team but worked on avatar design she made king and queen cheese pieces cuz love wins and Caine the ring leader with the head thats entirely a mouth (and eyes cuz just teeth would just be yk)
Ring leader as i think Caine was doing most of the publicity and yk other stuff while Abel worked more with the inner workings of the company so Queenie (theory that would be so funny [and i came up with a a joke😭) if it was real is if Abel was turned into some sort of Tower of BAbel and to give into theme Abel is some sort of computer tower) made some personification of a computer tower as that was the thing that did the most/the back bone of a computer (i think???)
Idrk how the game got out or how it was popular enough to be found but not popular enough to be like hey why are people going missing maybe its the game yada yada
I also dont get the whole theory on the game uploading a copy of your consciousness and irl you're still you whilst a whole new "you" is in the game cuz why aren't there more peopl if this is a game with this much potential why isn't it being picked up by more people
....ok im adding another crackpot theory
THEORY TWO I GUESS????
What if Caine isn't the thing that runs the circus and Abel is also someone that doesnt run the circus cuz a ring master/leader is the highest ranking PERFORMER not the owner and abel is only there to power the circus
So Caine is like the showman keep these people entertained while some more powerful ai gets more
Maybe the game is very popular but something with more power and control then Caine and Abel is choosing who to bring in:
Brought in Zooble because they have body dismorphia but couldn't do anything about it because of the place they live in (country or home) so they pick up these types of games because they knows they can be whatever they want and maybe they couldn't decide so the game gave them an avatar that can change whenever she wants to
Brought in Ragatha because she needed an escape from her mother/live maybe she got the doll because Ragatha views herself as a plaything for others to control/a play thing that she knows can bring happiness to others at the cost of itself
Brought in Gangel cuz as per my current knowledge people see her with some emotional disorder so the masks might have been a way to be able to control it? Idrk
Brought in Pomni cuz the game thought she needed the thrill and a clown cuz she may have been made the butt of the joke in her own life...
(Pomni and Gangle are just things i heard online i don't really know much with their lore so far)
Jax we dont know much about Jax so i wont say anything yet (i need this bitch to crumble)
Kinger and Queenie obviously cuz they worked on the game
I don't really know about the abstracted characters cuz i dont think anyone knows much about them
So uh.................
Theres an actual ai in the game and it has control over everything what gets in how things work etc
Caine, Abel, Kinger and Queenie were the first
Abel the back bone, Caine the main showman, Kinger and Queenie the "players" or something(idrk)... and Bubble could be like a monitor or the funneir options bubble is the main one in control here
This is it for Pakoons crackpot theory thank you for reading!
ALSO!!
@myballsitchaurghouchie added this GOATED addition to my theory like it brings some stuff i had together
HIII YOU GET
A PURI PATHA
poop...poop
This lil dude was not letting me study
Like it was flying all up in my face lol