#plague (cod oc)

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He hasn’t had his 8th cup of coffee- @tw1nkee28

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He has a tank-

Plague-“you’re not my dad”

Jackrabbit-“get out of the fucking tank, I am your dad!”

Plague-“you’re not my dad”

Jackrabbit-“I am your dad, get out of the tank-!”

Plague-“I’m in a tank and you're not!”

Jackrabbit-“I will call medical management-”

Plague-“I’m literally in a fucking tank-”

Jackrabbit-“GET OUT THE FUCKING TANK!”

Plague-“you’re. not. my. Dad.”

Jackrabbit-“literally get out the tank-”

Plague-“CALL LOVEHURT I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!”

Jackrabbit-“get out of the tank!”

Plague-“no.”

-Plague crawls back inside-

Jackrabbit-“ok😒”

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Bye Jack-

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Why did you say that Jack- @tw1nkee28

-Plague looks up at Jack after he gave him a snack to get his sugar up-

Plague-“papa?”

Jack-“ummm- sure”

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It’s Valen’s birthday-

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He was over on the bench-

Jack-“so how was your first day?”

Plague-“it was good but someone pushed Hydra off a ladder and she broke her ankle”

Jack-“and where were you?”

Plague-“I was over on the bench”

Jack-“and what did you do?”

Plague-“nothing I was over on the bench”

Jack-“but you saw what happened?”

Plague-“yeah because I was over on the bench”

Jack-“so you saw what happened and did nothing?”

Plague-“yeah because I was sitting over on the bench”

Jack-“let me ask you this. Back in the day when Nick saw Emile and raised a fucking gun at him, and he tried sending him to Jesus, was Popcorn a good person or a bad person?”

Plague-“oh no, Nick was a bad person, you got to stop him”

Jack-“but you saw what the person did to Hydra and you did nothing?!”

Plague-“because I was over on the bench! >:(”