He was over on the bench-
Jack-“so how was your first day?”
Plague-“it was good but someone pushed Hydra off a ladder and she broke her ankle”
Jack-“and where were you?”
Plague-“I was over on the bench”
Jack-“and what did you do?”
Plague-“nothing I was over on the bench”
Jack-“but you saw what happened?”
Plague-“yeah because I was over on the bench”
Jack-“so you saw what happened and did nothing?”
Plague-“yeah because I was sitting over on the bench”
Jack-“let me ask you this. Back in the day when Nick saw Emile and raised a fucking gun at him, and he tried sending him to Jesus, was Popcorn a good person or a bad person?”
Plague-“oh no, Nick was a bad person, you got to stop him”
Jack-“but you saw what the person did to Hydra and you did nothing?!”
Plague-“because I was over on the bench! >:(”