okay i had a weird dream last night and I’m gonna tell you about it cause Seth was in it.
So, it took place at like. four-AM?
Idk it was late in the dream. And Seth was outside getting into a scuffle with some monsters
like
not humanoid monsters, but actual monsters. I think there was a giant crab, or something? But I guess it was outside Bridge’s townhouse or something, because Bridge came out after everything was defeated (and the bodies faded, like a videogame or smthn) and he and Seth got into an argument, AS THEY DO, and basically Bridge was insisting that Seth ‘can’t keep doing this shit’ and getting himself unnecessarily hurt because Priest couldn’t handle it if he lost Seth
bUT
the big bad boss was coming, they both knew, and Seth was the only one who could kill it for some reason??
but like
he knew that in order to do so he had to sacrifice himself
and he was willing to do so cause the monsters were only there to go after Priest
sO, lmao, he grabs Bridge and smooches him to give him his blessing
like
'i really fucking hate you, but i’m imprinting my lips onto yours so when you kiss Priest it’s like he’s still kissing me instead'and he started to head off towards the big boss that was slooooowly getting closer in the distance, all ominous and intimidating at 4am.
but then Priest came out, looking all sleep-ruffled and exhausted as he rubbed sleep out of an eye, wearin’ a too-big sweater and messy hair and some hickeys Seth left on him
and he picked up what was going on because, c'mon, it’s not hard to guess when your boyfriend is in a fighting stance, paused in going in the direction of a creepy monster.
But Priest immediately wakes up further and hurries over to Seth and is begging him not to, that he doesn’t have to do it,
omg then he tries to run to the boss to beat him up himself but Seth has to grab him and wrap his arms around him to keep him from doing so and just
he makes Bridge hold Priest back and promises to return
and then kisses him all hard and passionate
and then goes off as Priest just, whomp, erupts into tears
and as soon as Seth initiates a fight they all just
fade—
and then i woke up but how it would go if it were real would be this—
days go by, weeks, months, and all the while Priest waits dutifully, leaving the door unlocked at night, checking out the window every so often
and he’s just waiting
and he’s so lonely
and then finally one day Seth comes back and he’s not alone anymore
/and there’s lots of “holy shit i missed you i’m so glad you’re back and okay” sex and crying on Priest’s end and just lots and lots of relief
i WAANT THIS OH MY GODDD THIS WOULD BE SO GOOD !!
AND omg Seth kissing Bridge tho. YOUR LIPS ARE NOW INDIRECTLY MY LIPS OK??? TELL PRIEST