Jusqu'ici tout va bien...
Actually that’s a slight fib, I’m just about holding it together. Why? You might ask… Stress of the job? Not enough sleep? Too many languages? Well in fact it’s MUCH worse.
There’s a massive cricket in the kitchen.
It’s right next to the coffee filters and hot chocolate and it’s been staring at me. Thankfully nobody has wanted a hot chocolate yet because it might jump onto my head and bite it of. It’s a very big cricket.











