Just a WIP right now, but it’s a chance to casually reveal that Chris is a huge Britney Spears fan, and he’s quite open about it. Despite having missed the margin for it being ‘in’ by about 10 years. (same dude. same.)
He’s got every album (on CD), a heaping (but neatly folded) pile of shirts, and posters tacked on every wall.
He’s also guilty of humble-bragging, which... doesn’t earn him any friends. Just makes him seem like a know-it-all, and he buys right into it as just being ‘dedicated’.
Besides just random, unwarranted Britney facts, he’s also got a bunch of other relatively useless bits he’s heard from various places... but these tend to be a bit... inaccurate. Think a game of Telephone, but the kid asks ‘what?’ like six times, so you just say ‘fuck it’ and let him say whatever he thinks he heard 8D Selective hearing’s a bitch.
This is actually part of a super short, dumb thing I had an idea for a few days ago, but this is just the first panel ;)
He’s got company just off-screen.
