#plane jokes

[isthismayberelatable]

Two wrongs don’t make a right but two Wrights make flight

[smellslikeorangeteeshirt]

Airplane Etiquette.

There are some unspoken rules that I personally think need to be addressed while flying because crepes people are obnoxious. For starters, it is not necessary to spray your perfume ever ten minutes. Believe me, we can smell your spray. STAHP!!! Also, I think it needs to be a rule that the middle person gets both arm rests. They're already forced to be stuck in the middle and they have no side they can lean because they're in the freaking middle. The inside and outside person are not both allowed two arm rests. That is just plane (heh punny) rude!

[ar-ugh-orn]

She wants the D. The D-ring. She's losing altitude fast. She's decided to bailout.