cod zombies is so unserious, like youll have this zombie apocalypse going on and you're playing as these big stereotypes or some knockoff walking dead ocs, then youll be fighting cosmic horror entities at the behest of a god in the form of an old british man but actually the old british man god guy is kinda evil and ends up throwing them in an endless cycle which they have to escape from by dying
meanwhile youre out here drinking magical drinks that have so much foul shit in them not even dr monty himself could guzzle one down and they taste like pure unfettered ASS
and the characters are speaking into your ear saying either the most stereotypical shit ever or somewhat homoerotic shit
i swear if they bring primis and ultimis back from the dead they've gotta smooch it's the only thing we WANT treyarch
i have no idea what im talking abt anymore :]