#plasticf1owers

[snewts]

IM GONNA CRYYYYYYYYY BILL IS SO HAPPY OUGGHHHHHHGGGHHHHH HES MAKINF UIM TOUCH HIM IM TJROWONF UP AHHHHGGGGGHEHB OUHGG;;@;;:;

he's having a romantic date with his dreamboat allegedly-ex-situationship who might or might not do a murder on him, he's THRILLED

[snewts]

Bill: so this is the murder pills they used these to murder me. They kill shapes.

Ford: hm. Interesting. Surely nothing would happen if I take them!

Ford: by talos this can't be happening

Ford's logic: well obviously anything can be lethal if you ingest high enough amounts! I will simply not ingest high amounts and surely nothing will go awry-

[snewts]

Happy birthday I hope you have a good birthday and get to be as happy as bill was to realize the gilf shape has a crush on him

💕💕 god, I hope everyone gets to be that happy someday

Thank you!!