#platineraide

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"I'm starting to think that the Corporal's drunk--"

"...I didn't know that was possible."

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so are you saying u wont face the consequences???

"I don't get it. What do you mean by consequences? I mean, you're kneeing me here in the first place, right? So?"

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kick me back

TRICK QUESTION, RIGHT?!

"I can't do that, Corporal! You'd probably kick me back and that hurts."

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fuckin pansy

"--did you want me to kick you back, Sir?" Is what he wants to say but instead he says, "--what am I supposed to do?"

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what if i burned all your clothes

"--this isn't a fucked up way of saying that my clothes stink or anything, right? Come on, I wash them!" Not every day but still, give him some credit.

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what if i tortured u by rapping all day

"--rapping? I don't think I know what you're talking about, Corporal. Sorry."

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what if i kneed u in the groin

...what the fuck, did he finally snap or something?

"I'd try my best to, uh, dodge it, I guess?"

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what if i fed u illegal drugs

"...why would you...sir..."

"...wait, you're not really feeding me any illegal drugs, right?" 'Cause that's happened before and it did not end well, wow.