From the 89th Annual Meeting of the Linguistics Society of America, January 8-11, 2015.
To the tune of Miley's hit 'Party in the USA'
Hopped off the bus at the Portland stop
With my native-speaker intuitions
Welcome to the land of 90s pop
Gotta think of some good questions
Walked up the street
Here I am for the first time
Look to my right and I see a conference sign
This is all so crazy
Can't wait to meet some famous linguists
My presentation sucks and I'm feeling kind of worthless
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
But that's when the sound-man turned on the mic
And Dr. Wassink's talk began
And Dr. Wassink's talk began
And Dr. Wassink's talk began
So I put my hand up
I have a question
(The butterflies fly away)
She's nodding her head like 'yeah'
'I see what you're saying, yeah'
I got my hand up
Another question
I love the idea, OK?
So yeah, let's party at the LSA
Yeah, let's party at the LSA
Get to the lounge on the highest floor
Ben Zimmer's got the mic on now
Like 'What's that word with the hashtag on?'
'I can't even' yelled the under-30 crowd
My presentation sucks and I'm feeling kind of worthless
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
But that's when we nominated 'platisher'
As a failure of a word
As a failure of a word
As a failure of a word
So I put my hand up
A nomination
We need a majority
Nodding my head like, yeah
'Salty's a good word,' yeah
So I put my hand up
A nomination
56 votes for 'bae'
Yeah, it's a party at the LSA
Yeah, it's a party at the LSA
Yeah, it's a party at the LSA