Hiya! Could I request Five Hargreeves + male reader who steals his stuff as like a joke/ affection? Platonic if that's ok. Hope u have a great day!
You Both Annoy Me Greatly
x Platonic Reader
A/N- Sorry it’s short I just did a blurb but if you want headcanons or something different you can send another request :)
Warnings- Mention of Drugs because you know Klaus
Pronouns- He/Him
Word Count- 256
Summary- Klaus is annoyed Five lets you steal his stuff but not him.
Klaus is dancing and drinking, making it a little hard to read the book I had stolen from Five’s room.
“Come on Y/N dance with meeeee.” He says happily.
“Sorry, Klaus maybe later.” I smile back.
Five comes storming down the stairs clearly very mad. “Klaus are you bothering him again!”
Klaus holds his hands up and gasps in offense “I’ve done nothing of the such! Right Y/N?”
“He is fine right now thanks Five,” I smile.
“He is never fine,” Five groans. “Anyway, Klaus where is my book on Astrophysics? You better not have sold it for drugs like last time.” Five says seriously.
“Why do you blame me for everything? Do you not see Y/N right there reading it!” He says gesturing to me on the couch.
“Oh sorry Y/N. Just return it where you got it from when you’re done.” Five responds and goes to leave when Klaus screams.
“Are you serious where is my apology? You yell at me for taking your stuff without asking all the time and he doesn’t even get a slap on the wrist!”
Five straightens his tie “ That's because he returns everything and does it as friendly banter.” He points to Klaus “ You on the other hand steal and then sell all my stuff. There is a difference.”
Klaus pouts and I immediately get up and hug him “Aw did the big meanie hurt your feelings? I will borrow stuff for you don’t worry.”
Five glares at you two “ You both annoy me greatly.”
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