#playing santa

[ladykissingfish]

*Sakura and Kakashi, watching Gai put on a homemade Santa costume*

Sakura: So … this is happening?

Kakashi: This is happening.

Sakura: He really intends to go around Konoha dressed as Santa, climb up on people’s roofs, drop down their chimneys and deliver them presents that you and your dogs made?

Kakashi: Yes.

Sakura: A man his age, with the broken leg to boot, thinks he’s physically fit enough to do all of this?

Kakashi: He does.

Sakura: And none of this at all strikes you as a horribly bad idea?

Kakashi: *sighs* Dear, I don’t exactly have the best track record in having good ideas, or making good decisions, do I?

Sakura: Fair point. Alright, I’ll keep a room ready and waiting for him at the hospital, then.

Kakashi: *kisses her cheek* Thank you. I’ll bring you and the kiddo some Christmas cookies when I come visit him later.

Sakura: Deal.

[raidens-realm]

🎄@spnfanficpond fic gift for @kickingitwithkirk 🎄

Title: ꇙꋬꋊ꓄ꋬ ꃳꋬꃳꌦ

Author: raidensrealm

Beta: @outofnowhere82

Rating: Mature

Pairing: Wincest

Chapter 1/3: 3,398 word count

Archive Warning: N/A

Summary: When Jack asks Sam and Dean for a unique favor, it's appeal is too great for them to resist. What ensues is a global tour spreading goodwill and if they happen to enjoy the perks which come with the job? Good for them.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[fadedsepiastitches]

Tiny Minun

Emergency Santa Plan was a SUCCESS!

So glad you like it, @shadoramarie

[mariposalass]

Fam Bunch Gifts List (Present)

This is Day 16 of @silentlyfangirlingselfshipper​’s A Very Shippy Christmas event and time to talk about presents, the main theme of the day. I’m going to share to you all what gifts I have in store for my fam bunch, but please don’t tell them that.

Philip: Gift certificate to Barnes and Noble

Harry: A newly revised copy of Quidditch Through the Ages

Kairi and Issa: ‘Sisters for Life’ matching shirts (I also got one for myself)

Marina, Karina, and Moana: Friendship Bracelets and perfume samples

Sora and Riku: New Keyblade Key Chains

Ahk: New lesson plan notebooks for him to use for the next semester and the new school year at the high school he works at and a gold polishing kit for his magic tablet

Hermione and Ron: Baby stuff for their soon to be born baby

The Doctor: Guitar picks (he seems to have a habit of losing these too often at home)

Uncle Maui: Puka shell necklace

Uncle Gru and Auntie Lucy: A new picture frame to place their wedding day picture with the Girls into

Margo:  A new scientific calculator (her previous one was accidentally ruined by the Minions spilling orange juice all over it)

Edith and Agnes: Frozen II Merch (namely dolls and outfits)

Auntie Diana: A gold olive wreath hairband I found in a thrift store, newly polished

Belle: A copy of Q and A (the book Slumdog Millionaire was based on)

Michiru: Violin care kit and a Sephora gift certificate

Vinny: New safety googles while making wild concoctions for homemade explosives

Kirby: Home baked Cookies

Scooby: A Coward’s Guide to Facing One’s Fears book

Marie: A new kitty grooming kit

Piplup, Torchic, and Rowlet: Onesies based on their mid-level (Prinplup, Combusken, & Datrix) and final evolutions (Empoleon, Blaziken, & Decidueye)

Scorbunny: Carrot-shaped Poketreats and onesies based on her Raboot & Cinderace evolutions

[kalira]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Santa’s Elves (a story for @sakuramonth - Day 22: Santa’s Sexy Helper)

M; 1.8k Team 7 OT3

Sasuke did not sign up for this . . . but he supposes it just might be worth it.

[theunimpairedcondition]

Traditions are the fucking worst. The expectation alone.

[martinaphillips]

Playing Santa

As the children were fast asleep and the house was quiet as can be, a man in red with a large bag of gifts tip toed through the place leaving goods for all.  The man snuck to the tree, but suddenly stopped when he saw a woman there.

"Honey?" he asked.

She turned around and asked, "You're playing Santa this year? I have costume this year."

"Oh, but you don't have the presents."

"I have a few.  I was wondering where the others were."

The couple started to discuss who should be Santa.  Then Grandpa walked in the room wearing a Santa suit.

"Thanks for getting the gifts out. I need them to play Santa," he said.

"Oh, I was going to," the man said.

"No, I was," his wife declared.

"You guys are way too young to.  I know what I'm doing.  I've done this for years."

The three started to argue who should play Santa. Then Uncle Bobby walked in and asked, "Hey guys, can I play Santa?"

"You have no experience!" the man exclaimed.

All four bickered who should play Santa.  It went on for several minutes until the man looked over and noticed all the presents were by the tree. He looked at it his bag and it was empty; so was his wife's.  There were even some presents left that no one had bought.  The milk and cookies left out were even eaten. All four of the arguer's eyes were locked on the scene stunned.

It turned out, Santa played Santa.

[squidmouth]

i’m playing santa tonight.

and i’m the youngest of three girls so wtf