Kalira's Randomness

Grey-ace; bi; she/her or they/them. Writer. Cat Mama. Autoimmune spoonie. 30+ Kalira on AO3 | KaliraSM on Carrd Help me out on Ko-fi? I accept prompts/story requests! Drop them to me here.

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

[theofficialjonbeers]

Me without my glasses

[threetrenchcoatsinatrenchcoat]

i am looking disbespectacledly

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

[anablepsian]

These are the most fuckable bookshelves I’ve ever seen

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[scrixels]

I'm Freeing my cross stitch patterns!

I still get emails asking for patterns since I broke up with etsy a few years ago, and while I don't really want to get back into making patterns, I still like the ones I've made. So, I've put them all (16 of them) up on my ko-fi, for free.

This set of patterns includes some ~rare~ ones!

This wasn't on etsy for long - but it's one of my very favs.

and not just the return of the Avatar map (designed in 2012), but finally the updated version.

If it is fanart - Absolutely free (in the hopes they get to stay up). If not, it's free/pay what you want.

Happy stitching!

[kalira]

WIP Wednesday Sentences

From my June 3rd post here; Creating Eve for @whimsicalmeerkat, @stonemaskedtalisein, and @tamsinswriting, thanks!

‟Oh! And let you get back to work.” He sat back, lifting his head. Ainosuke hummed, shrugging. Langa kissed him again, then slid out of his lap. ‟Thank you, Ai!” he called, slipping out the doors. ‟Thanks, Tadashi.” he added as he passed by Tadashi to head for the stairs. Tadashi inclined his head silently and passed back into Ainosuke’s office himself. Langa paused at the window seat on the landing halfway up the stairs, folding himself up there and looking out over the gardens. What would he want to look like as Eve, he wondered? He should match Adam, he thought, but thinking of himself in something like Adam’s tight black and red suit made his nose scrunch.

[kalira]

WIP Wednesday Sentences

From my June 3rd post here; Creating Eve for @denizenhardwick, @artsiesforever, and @aparticularbandit, thanks!

It was part of why he had asked Ainosuke - that and he did like being Adam’s Eve, so maybe it should be. . . ‟I like blue.” Ainosuke hummed acknowledgement, stroking up and down his back. ‟I hoped you might have an idea.” Langa lifted his head again. It seemed very unlikely that Ainosuke hadn’t thought about it, really. He eyed his boyfriend. ‟I . . . might have some sketches.” Ainosuke said, clearing his throat, and grinned, wide and sharp. Langa laughed, hugging him.

[kalira]

WIP Wednesday Sentences

From my June 3rd post here; Creating Eve for @eriquin, @kallisto-k, and @auburnlaughter, thanks!

Langa opened his mouth, then paused, tilting his head. ‟I mean, I suppose you already did make you your Eve.” he mused, and glanced back down at Ainosuke as he made a soft, strangled sound. He laughed. ‟But I guess; you, uh. . . You know how to make a good one. How do I do it?” Ainosuke tugged at him, and Langa settled into his embrace. ‟I would be happy to help.” he murmured, nuzzling Langa’s face. ‟It is your persona,” he added, and Langa frowned, ‟what sort of things would you like, to start from?” Langa resituated himself, head on Ainosuke’s shoulder. ‟I. . . I don’t know.” he admitted.

[kalira]

WIP Wednesday Sentences

From my June 3rd post here; Splashing Free for @meggiejolly and @tamsinswriting, thanks!

As easy and bold as any of the nymphs surrounding them here, Susan thought fondly, eyes roaming her sister’s body appreciatively. ‟Ryistra?” Susan asked, and Lucy blinked. Susan smiled at her, turning as the nymph stepped forward, showing herself as a courtesy with a swirl of her own petals held on a wind no other could feel. ‟We would like these moments undisturbed.” she said delicately. Ryistra curtseyed low, her appearance dissolving back into the scatter of petals on the breeze. ‟Of course, my Queens. I and my sisters shall ensure none approach.” A musical laugh. ‟Even the Kings.”

[dilfdyke]

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

[sodorz]

thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there

gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles

[marlynnofmany]

I didn’t know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The monster eats rocks, with teeth made of flame.

A snarling beast that rides with steam and the squeal of metal on metal in its wake.

Bound to lines of metal that cross the land, mountains having been leveled or bored through to make way, or timber and steel piled high to let them cross chasms.

Should it slip from the appointed path, fire and death ensue.

A single glowing eye the last thing those who stand before it see before the end.

Tendrils of water, fire, and steel, bound tightly within its heart.

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.

is that enough horror for you?

[kalira]

Mirror

An Arda story for @microcest!

Prompt: Sixty-Nine (from July 23rd 2025)

E; 500 words Elladan/Elrohir

Close and closer, the loop of a mirror perfect in its imperfections.

I think this is the most/longest I've struggled with any of these; that's what I get for not trying to be clever and use sixty-nine in some other sense, I guess. >.>

(Also trying to write a summary for this was like . . . are you serious. XD)

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

[acrylic-kitten]

Not including the next part feels criminal

[teathattast]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

seal point

[lichenes]

aye aye captain

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[kalira]

WIP Wednesday Sentences

From my June 3rd post here; Mirror for @kallisto-k, @whimsicalmeerkat, and @tamsinswriting, thanks!

Elladan drew back just a touch, warm breath sweeping over the length of his own, and Elrohir’s fingers curled against his thigh, pressing harder. Grounding himself against the heady sensation. Elladan began to twist under his hands, then hitched as Elrohir let his tongue drag almost contemplatively over the hot skin beneath his lips. Elrohir took the abortive jerk and the shiver he could feel running through Elladan as encouragement, smiling and licking his lips before opening his mouth wide to breathe softly over the tip of his twin’s cock. It was another tease, but one he abandoned just as swiftly. Elladan arched into his mouth, making a rough sound, one hand sliding higher up Elrohir’s thigh, gripping his ass. Elrohir hummed appreciatively - Elladan’s fingers dug into him as his twin gave another rough cry, louder this time - and let Elladan press deeper, but wriggled his hips, a reminder. Elladan laughed breathlessly, fingers easing, and kissed Elrohir’s cock, lips dragging all too slowly up towards the tip. Elrohir groaned, fingers curling, and dragged his short nails along his twin’s thigh as Elladan’s mouth finally wrapped around the head of his cock.

[kalira]

WIP Wednesday Sentences

From my May 27th post here; Mirror for @kallisto-k, thanks!

He nosed Elladan’s hip and palmed his cock, stretching to bring his lips just beneath the head; the slick warmth of Elladan’s tongue met the shaft of his own, making his breath hitch, a soft, shivery pulse spreading through him. He drew a deeper breath and slid the flat of his palm over his twin’s thigh, steadying himself against another, longer stroke. The thick muscle trembled beneath his hand, and he smiled, nuzzling his lips against Elladan’s cock this time.

[lornaka]

I like how this wip looks at this stage, so I thought I'd just post it

[gelleytoast]

Matching haircuts 💇‍♀️✨