Kalira's Randomness

Grey-ace; bi; she/her or they/them. Writer. Cat Mama. Autoimmune spoonie. 30+ Kalira on AO3 | KaliraSM on Carrd Help me out on Ko-fi? I accept prompts/story requests! Drop them to me here.

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[kalira]

WIP Wednesday Sentences

From my June 3rd post here; Mirror for @kallisto-k, @whimsicalmeerkat, and @tamsinswriting, thanks!

Elladan drew back just a touch, warm breath sweeping over the length of his own, and Elrohir’s fingers curled against his thigh, pressing harder. Grounding himself against the heady sensation. Elladan began to twist under his hands, then hitched as Elrohir let his tongue drag almost contemplatively over the hot skin beneath his lips. Elrohir took the abortive jerk and the shiver he could feel running through Elladan as encouragement, smiling and licking his lips before opening his mouth wide to breathe softly over the tip of his twin’s cock. It was another tease, but one he abandoned just as swiftly. Elladan arched into his mouth, making a rough sound, one hand sliding higher up Elrohir’s thigh, gripping his ass. Elrohir hummed appreciatively - Elladan’s fingers dug into him as his twin gave another rough cry, louder this time - and let Elladan press deeper, but wriggled his hips, a reminder. Elladan laughed breathlessly, fingers easing, and kissed Elrohir’s cock, lips dragging all too slowly up towards the tip. Elrohir groaned, fingers curling, and dragged his short nails along his twin’s thigh as Elladan’s mouth finally wrapped around the head of his cock.

[kalira]

WIP Wednesday Sentences

From my May 27th post here; Mirror for @kallisto-k, thanks!

He nosed Elladan’s hip and palmed his cock, stretching to bring his lips just beneath the head; the slick warmth of Elladan’s tongue met the shaft of his own, making his breath hitch, a soft, shivery pulse spreading through him. He drew a deeper breath and slid the flat of his palm over his twin’s thigh, steadying himself against another, longer stroke. The thick muscle trembled beneath his hand, and he smiled, nuzzling his lips against Elladan’s cock this time.

[lornaka]

I like how this wip looks at this stage, so I thought I'd just post it

[gelleytoast]

Matching haircuts 💇‍♀️✨

[gelleytoast]

Besties matching hair 💖✨

[draconym]

Had a dream that I drew this dragon and felt disappointed when I woke up that it wasn't real so I drew it all over again.

[drachenmagier]

Acrylics and trees and random unicorns photobombing the scenery and… well, yeah. <3

[the-sacred-now]

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

[the-sacred-now]

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

[the-sacred-now]

Uh oh

Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding

[the-sacred-now]

@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."

But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[syn4k]

@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized

[kalira]

Anything (Forever)

A Torchwood story for TARDIS Guide's June 2026 prompt month!

Day 7: Vampire AU

T; 1.5k Jack/Ianto

Ianto would do anything for those he loves, his heart fierce and unwavering; Jack wants desperately to take, to accept all that he is - but will fate allow it, finally, just this once, or will it give Jack only another broken mistake?

[billiewena]

okay judgemental free zone here because I’m genuinely curious: how much of supernatural have y'all ACTUALLY watched

[randomitemdrop]

Item: wrist-mounted sundial

[randomitemdrop]

I thought these were a joke but I just got one at the thrift store where I work. It does work but it’s not adjusted for Daylight Savings Time so it’s an hour slow

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 3 days 14 hours

[aphony-cree]

What if Buffy's mom hadn't found out about slaying at the end of season 2 and Buffy had to convince Spike to stay in town and pretend to be in a band with her because that was the cover story they'd told Joyce

[fluffyspuffy]

And then eventually end up accidentally actually starting a band because it’s easier than maintaining the lie

[aphony-cree]

Joyce says they can use the garage to rehearse and she always makes them snacks. Buffy starts to worry she'll never get Spike to leave

[fluffyspuffy]

Buffy insists on calling the band Slayer and Spike keeps failing to convince her that there’s already a band with that name

[disco-tea]

Low key I feel like Buffy would just see it as a cover and it’s a ‘fake band’ but Spike gets like way into it and it’s a Real Band™️ to him and he’s a little annoyed Buffy doesn’t take it as seriously. He’s always like “you missed practice this Tuesday what the hell’s up with that. We have a gig next week btw”

[saunteringvaguelydownwards]

#he starts trailing after her on patrol to bitch about missing practice or how she's sloppy on her chords #starts pitching in on the slayage because vampires keep interrupting his tirades #''EXCUSE ME we are having a ROW'' *stakes fledgling* #no chip necessary spike is literally the guy in the band with zero chill about the band #he undeads the band. he unbreathes the band. he spends all his time not sleeping... on the band. #(willow is their manager xander is the merch guy) #(giles was secretly plotting to lure spike into a trap until he notices spike is... actually better at corralling buffy on patrol than he is #because spike doesn't want her injuring her hands or doing anything that fucks with her breath control) #(giles is also weak to the nostalgia of it all and tunes their instruments when he thinks they're not looking) #(when faith arrives mid-S3 she's quickly recruited to sing backup) (via @entirelytookeen)

[muffinlance]

@worldsokayestdragon :

#spike after learning Oz plays guitar: why İsn't he in the band? #buffy: he's already in his own band. which is actually a real band unlike our fake band that you keep forgetting is just a cover story #spike: we're never going to make it in the music industry if you don't stop calling our band fake

Spike (with reluctant but knowledgeable backup from Giles) finally convinces her that "Slayer" risks bringing copyright lawyers down upon their heads, a fate worse than vampires

Buffy turns around and re-names their band "Fake"

[wynterwulf7]

Ok I Don’t go here but this whole thing is very. very. very funny.

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[spadefish]

[taps mic] i like when fish have a big eyeball

[spadefish]

this is the most beautiful shape for an animal to be

[stitchposts]

[make-him-crochet]