#playingcactus

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is there a reason nines rodriguez is sensually leaning against the wall on the 2nd floor of The Last Round like he's selling his body? or is he just a whore

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henry just casually dropping 'yeah i'd kms if anything happened to him lmao, anw' in regular conversation like it's about the weather

bonus zizka being god's strongest soldier by not getting whiplashed by all that and just politely suggesting them to focus on the road.

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MR. WHORE'S STILL ALIVE AND KICKING AND MAKING OTHER PEOPLE DEAL WITH HIS PROBLEMS IN 2024!!

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not to be hansry about everything but i think ignatius the ram was a dig at hans. to recap: when he was looking for mutt he could ask a sheep herder about mutt who complained about wolves eating his sheep.

henry then promises to look after a sheep (to use as bait)

the sheepherder then lends him ignatius, his stupidest ram describing him as so:

which is reminiscent of hans also still missing at this point in time while henry's trying to find him. seems like henry also thought the same thing because he answers with:

"what a little shit!" he says fondly, with a very fond smile.

he then proceeds to chat with ignatius at length and even explained a thorough plan on how to rescue him once the wolves come which is very funny and sweet, and i think hans capon can take notes. ignatius ranks higher than him on easier beings to bodyguard.

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nothing could prepare me for Javier Escuella in RDR2 and his lovely voice and his stupid mustache and how we save John Marston for the very first ever mission with him which sets up this insane backstory and callbacks and forever changes the trajectory of ALL the characters all the way to RDR1's timeline. then the first actual mission we can do alone with him is a home robbery from dubious rumors but he was like "bro. trust." and it actually turned out to be a very successful robbery. and by now we moved to the next camp and there's a little quest mark with him so im like: ok javi, ok cool guy, what funky side quest do you got lined up for me buddy. and it's fishing. he is always three steps ahead and he will never let me know his next move. king shit.

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im trudging along the side quests of DAI which every self-respecting dragon age fan knows is thheeeee worst. first time i played i only did just a bit of the quests then played the main quest and was so flabbergasted with the ending + trespasser DLC that i didnt circle back to finish the side quests. this time around im quite determined to at least see the story quests of each location out and while i think the locations are nice and each one has an interesting story line, the fact that they didnt tie it to the main quest sort of cheapens it, and im still in disbelief over HOW they shipped this out

why are there so many side quests that's only there for the sake of completionists? why aren't all of them marked on the map?? why didn't anyone notice the banters barely play and we're all moving in silence? why am i jumping to climb cliffs to get to shards?? this is some goddamn bullshit.

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continued kcd2 and i knew samuel was the head bitch in charge from all the posts and the fanarts but i did NOT know john of lichtenstein was a frat boy. he finds a suspicious man in his hideout that samuel brings to him and he went: "oh! that's henry! henry's here! hey henry wanna drink". henry can't go a few sentences without john going congratulations or sorry that happened let's drink to that. first thing he does after getting a building full of nobles to follow through his cunning plan is to go: "yknow what this celebration needs? wine. the GOOD wine. yes i paid attention that i've been drinking slop. go forth my godwin." he's not just 😊 but also 😊🫱🍺