#playphid

[blondiethemonster]

Playphid foolishly fucks around in broad daylight unaware it’s going to be swiped by a squot and tormented for the rest of its days

[so-how-bout-them-monsters]

Clavi Gnat: FOUR MONTHS.

Playphid: What’s going on?

Squot: It's really not that big a deal-

Clavi Gnat: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.

[so-how-bout-them-monsters]

Playphid at Smaller Cantorell: Everyone in our friend group is insane except us and I'm not too sure about myself.

[so-how-bout-them-monsters]

Playphid: I wish I wasn't schizophrenic.

Squot: I mean, in order not to be schizophrenic you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil.

Squot: And by metaphorically, I mean grab your coat.