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Dear Blank Please Blank

Dear Standford, I said I would be back on Monday... It's now ten years later, could you please stop sending me pamflets? Sincerly, a very stressed Moose

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Some of my favorite "Dear blank, please blank!"

"Dear Twilight fans,

Thank you for making us look sane and well-adjusted.

Sincerely, Trekkies."

"Dear reader,

Please do me right now. On the kitchen table. In your bed. On the couch. Shoot, I'll even take the floor in front of the T.V. I don't care, I just need you to do me like I've never been done before.

Sincerely, your homework."

"Dear Facebook,

Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.

Sincerely, Myspace"

"Dear Cat,

Sorry for hoisting you into the air whenever 'The Circle of Life' plays.

Sincerely, a Lion King enthusiast"

"Dear People of the World,

I don't mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want.

Sincerely, Grammar"

"Dear girls who tormented me in 7th grade because I was smarter than you,

I need you to work overtime tomorrow.

Sincerely, your boss"

"Dear William and Kate,

If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?

Sincerely, curious."

I freaking love these!

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yes.

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