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Google what am I hearing outside my window?

Google can the Walgreens track me down again?

Google is it the Walgreens outside my window?

Google why is Google not working?

Google it's just typing the words?

GOOGLE I DON'T UNDERSTAND

GOOGLE WHY IS IT DOING THIS

#GOOGLE WHAT IS HAPPENING #NO NO NO GOOGLE GOOGLE NOT WHATEVER YOU JUST DID #THE WALGREENS IS GOING TO GET ME AND GOOGLE WON'T EVEN WORK #PLEASE GOOGLE #wait this is Tumblr #no don't type that #stupid fucking voice typing #NO STOP THAT #BACKSPACE #NO NO NO DELETE DELETE DELETE #BACK SPACE #God I hate this things

Hair dye commercial: I keep it natural 😚

Me:.....literally you do not??? Isn't that the point of hair dye??????

I know they're trying to say "I want my hair to look a natural color not a fakey one" but literally she's not keeping her hair her natural color??? Like that's the point???

God I hate "targeted" ads so damn much

#I DON'T USE MAKE UP #OR HAIR DYE!#google: omg you're over 30 DON'T YOU WANNA STOP THE SLOW PROGRESSION OF TIME YOU OLD WOMAN????#like no?#trust me when i start greying you won't be able to replicate my natural hair color #I'll miss it ofc but like it is what it is #omg i have smile/laugh lines oh noooooo #🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄#please google #just show me ball shaving ads #the shit you show isn't anymore cratered to me so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#(oh also i have nothing against hair dye lol go nuts)#(i just don't cause i like my hair :3)

please google... tell me they weren't freeballin in the 800s middle east

I know people love to hear about other people making stupid mistakes, so here’s something I just did.

I was typing, and hit ‘ctrl i’, except that I missed and hit ‘p’ and now my chromebook and google are still recovering from the existential crisis I accidentally caused because Google could not handle the fact that I was about to print a 300+ page doc. I didn’t, but you know, it’s fun.

Just waiting for it to let me type again. Checking in with it while typing up this post, I think that I’m going to have to refresh it, which is a whole ‘nother thing.