yo im here to do special services

hi im jonathan im 24 and this is the catboy zone

[mawbwehownets]

kindergarten is a crazy ass borrowed word for english to have

[mawbwehownets]

listen to me. i am looking directly into your eyes now. Make her fatter

[mawbwehownets]

Hello, Jonathan. This is Adam Driver. I came across your blog in my free time today and it pained me greatly to find a post you made recently calling me ugly and, I quote, “garbage”. I began to cry, because I have anxiety about my appearance. You have truly hurt an innocent 30 or 40 year old man who wants nothing more than to act and be happy. I hope you consider your actions in the future, as I am still crying because of you. Thank you, and goodbye.

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

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[mawbwehownets]

I thought your icon was luigi

the luigis mansion remake where they made him danish instead of italian was kinda weird not gonna lie

[mawbwehownets]

if you are ever interested in purchasing a weighted blanket and you are a thrasher that needs to readjust the covers a lot never ever ever ever ever ever get one that zips together in the middle

[timdoubleyou]

she marble on my horn til i nets

[mawbwehownets]

Homosexual

oh so now im gay and for what?? just because i want to kiss leon kennedy?? just because i want to give leon kennedy a hug????? just because i want to see leon kennedy oiled up and twerking?????? just because i want leon kennedy to spit in my mouth????????? you are literally soooooo narrow minded

[mawbwehownets]

one of my favorite parts of re9 is when leon has to break out of a room with multiple wooden doors and he has a chainsaw at his disposal and the only thing you can use it on is a metal lock

[mawbwehownets]

california gurlz we're indefensible court of law will rule us at fault

[mawbwehownets]

being the most depressed tween in the world thinking to yourself well i wont make it past eighteen so i guess what im doing now doesn't really matter and then one day youll wake up in your 20s and be lustfully gazing at kitchen appliance sales

[mawbwehownets]

getting her steps in

[mawbwehownets]

By the twelve

[mawbwehownets]

Are you going to address the human remains that were found in your los angeles home when you sold it in 2013 or not

that was the year i started reading homestuck i had to cope somehow

[mawbwehownets]

are you fucking kidding me kris

[mawbwehownets]

YOU CANNOT SAY THAT TENNA