*kh pinocchio voice* GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!

Hey I’m Faith im 26 and im still here

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jughead hater ass

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oh detective

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i do think about this literally every time she wears a leather jacket post timeskip

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SET HER ASS ON FIRE

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the betty disease is getting me. she abandoned all her hobbies after the black hood ok. remember when she wanted to be a writer. that was so long ago. now all she cares about is hunting serial killers. she used to be journalism now shes trapped in crime thriller forever. sorry betty no more hobbies. your hobby is silence of the lambs forever. even your gay awakening has to happen at a serial killer convention. sorry.

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I genuinely don’t know who I was before betty cooper SET HER ASS ON FIRE dot mp4

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[evil-puppetmaster]

I thought you liked catholics?

That’s a fetish. Good for roleplay but not earnestly irl. I like their horny art. But ultimately the Catholic Church is an enemy of humanity.

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the singular gay thought that makes you go to your cousins house and yell at her

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theyre saying its the easiest betty line of the episode ever picked

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DB(etty) Cooper

[detectiveyurious]

betty and alice manage to simultaneously have the funniest as well as insanely unhealthy dynamic ever

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

yes most things that alive cooper smith does are fucked up. on the other hand. i think that after finding a gun in her sixteen year old daughters drawer. reading her diary wasnt like. too out there. ngl.

[baldgonia]

I have betty cooper disease its terminal

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if my math is correct I do believe this was the exact moment betty usurped cheryl as my fav

[baldgonia]

I have betty cooper disease its terminal

[detectiveyurious]

kinda respect that betty’s smart but doesn’t gaf about dork shit like she didn’t get valedictorian by being an english nerd she did it by solving murders by putting in the REAL work