#please he would

[turnbackthependulum]

Renji: *falls out of the fireplace, covered in soot* Byakuya and Rukia: *raises an eyebrow* Renji: I was on the roof, it’s Christmas, there was a chimney, and my brain went "Eh, what the hell.”

[aotincorrectquotes]

(AU where everything is just fine and dandy)

*At Ymir and Historia’s wedding*

“if anyone has any reasons these should not be married, please speak now,”

Ymir: Reiner put your hand down.

[thecustomcosplayed]

Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut? Sausage: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

[quotesnarutoincorrect]

Gai; Who hurt you?

Kakashi; would you like a list?

Gai, cracking his knuckles; yes

[off-the-heezys]

I wanna see David mow someone, anyone (mainly Campbell) over with a vehicle because he's so pissed. I want him to yell upon contact or even after, "THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE"

And then I want him to back that fucker up.

I LITERALLY FORGOT TO RESPOND TO THIS IM SO SORRY BUT YES… he runs him over and goes “Woops.. didn’t see you” and then he backs up and runs him over again and is like “woops thought you moved” and just keeps doing that

[gothbkdk]

Izuku: What would you do if I bought a pet home?

Bakugo: Did you?

Izuku:...i named her lord explosion murder?

[also thank you for 25 followers!! i appreciate it so much

[garbussy]

Fintan: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

[blissfulparker]

tom taking body shots off reader, that sound shot asf bro

HELP ME I HAD A DREAM ABOUT THIS 😭😭