#please.....please

[rockabye-rinzler]

pssss psss pssssstttttt...... he's dead. gone. swimming with the fishes (literally)

:)

mourning the loss of my husband 😔

[sigmactivity]

If a boy named Richard sends one a selfie is it considered a dick pic?

Please. You can’t do this to me. I had such a visceral reaction to this because of the sheer number of Richards I’m related to. We already call them “Big Dick and Little Dick” with variations depending on how many are in the room at one time. The most we’ve had at once is...five, I think. Do you know what it’s like to shout “Richard” into a crowded room and have almost every head snap up, either because people think you’re talking to them, or someone else thinks you’re about to chew out their son/cousin/brother/uncle? It makes people thirsting over Richard Kruspe all but unbearable. “Richard is so hot!” you all cry, and I begin to visibly decay. That is a sentence I should never hear.

But in answer to your question, yes, and a dick pic from a Dick is just a dick^2 pic.

[rubyneo]

schnee sisters Oh No! amv when

[peacevine]

i haven't gotten a rare eye hatch in so long that i ... Kind Of forgot they were a thing

[qarthadasht-blog]

i finally listened to all of this year’s eurovision songs but it could be the year 2098 and i’d still only be thinking about sebalter from 2014

[cyborgpluviophile]

please... please write/draw more femme urianger. i am begging you. hands and knees. if i have to see one more modern au where he’s in slacks i’m gonna start crying

[sodrippy]

‘john...can we sleep?’ im gonna cry