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Will: Dr. Will Solace, Ph.D

Percy: What does PH.D mean?

Nico: Pretty Handsome Dude

Magnus: Did you know I’m good at stealing everything?

Alex: [thinking] except my heart.

Magnus: you look great, by the way.

Alex: [muttering] fuck.

Hazel: Jason and Percy are such great friends.

Leo: [snorts] more like friends with benefits.

Hazel: what do you mean friends with benefits?

Leo: [stutters] oh, I-I mean–

Hazel: does Jason provide Percy with free healthcare?

Hazel: so, what is a french fry?

Percy: a beautiful golden blonde piece of perfection with a pinch of salt.

Leo: So.. Annabeth?

Percy: was i talking about Annabeth?

Will: hey nico, feel my shirt.

Nico: [feels will’s shirt]

Will: you know what this is?

Nico: cotton?

Will: nope, boyfriend material.

Nico: I’m pretty sure it’s cotton

Percy: Annabeth, I think i’m blind. I can’t see.

Annabeth: it’s because you’re closing your eyes.

Percy: *opens eyes* oh okay.

Nico: you’re so annoying.

Will: you love me, though.

Nico: I’m sorry, is that suppose to make you less annoying?

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