#pleasureableaddictions

[survivingasawoman]

My roommate's mum sent him home with a 2-3" memory foam mattress pad to give to me. I'm laying on it as we speak and fuuuck, my back is loving every second of it! Getting out of bed in the morning just got more challenging, lol.

[survivingasawoman]

Roommate and I were discussing the ability to eat chocolate in large quantities, without getting a stomach ache. He'll eat so much in one sitting, then wash it down with chocolate milk and be ok. I eat the same amount and my belly feels like it's committing suicide. He uses devil voodoo magic. I know it. *shoves Cadbury Mini Eggs in face hole* Ow...

[survivingasawoman]

Days like today make me wish I had a dog to walk/run with. So, I'm gonna put together a proposal and presentation, explaining to my roommate why it's essential for me to have a dog. I may even get fancy enough to have a cheese, deli meat, & cracker platter strategically placed in front of him. To further suck up, chocolate varieties.

[survivingasawoman]

I used to like playing "Hungry Hippos", until I started living on base.

Me, to my roommate while discussing board games.

[survivingasawoman]

What happened to the Japanese? Oh right, we bombed them.

Darryl

[survivingasawoman]

Hola!

1. First impression: He's cute but he's in the Navy...my brothers will not approve.

2. Truth is: You need to go get me my Snickers. I'm hungry.

3. How old do you look: Depends. When you shave, you look like you're 17. When you grow the beard, late 20s.

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Never.

5. Have you ever made me mad: All the time.

6. Best feature: Your dry & morbid sense of humor.

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: We once dated for 3 years and at one point engaged, but no. Never had a crush on you.

8. You’re my: Zombie Apocalypse battle. Well, one of them, don't get cocky.

9. Name in my phone: Herr Wendt.

10. Should you post this too? If you want to, but you prob won't.