#pleatherxvest

[rosehairedarchive]

pleatherxvest

“I don’t fully understand what’s the big issue with this company. From what you’ve told me you’ve worked with worse so what’s the problem?”

[lombardiisms]

"Don't tell anyone."

Would I have a secret romance with you?[???] yes[???] no

Would I keep your secrets?[x] yes, no matter what[] yes, unless someone was in danger[] no way[] hope you like getting blackmailed

Would I help you trick someone?[] yes[x] only if it’s harmless[] no

Would I tell you my secrets?[] yes, I’d trust you with anything[x] maybe[] only if they were harmless[] not if you were the last person on the planet

(NSFW) Would I tell you one of my kinks?[] yes, but I’d tell anyone that[] yes, and ask to try it[] yes, but just to get it off my chest[] maybe a small one[x] ew, no way!

Would I use something I knew about you against you?[x] no way![] maybe[] in a heartbeat

Reveal any (unrelated) secret: I’ve never been to a beach before.Admit a secret thought I’ve had about you but never before shared: Your personality... it pisses me off a lot.

A secret about you I’d like to know: Anythin’.

[ah-rooooo]

pleatherxvest

✴-❝So this is what you’ve been begging me to do with you? Apple-picking? Alright Kyle, ah-rooooo. Let’s find a good tree first and then we’ll see about you getting on my shoulders, GAHAHA!❞

[blueberriesandsmash-archive-blog]

pleatherxvest

“I got an important question, wolfy- er, Kyle. How much do I need to pay you to help me move shit around in my house?”

[lombardiisms]

HELLO

If we kissed:

[x] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[x] Be confused

[x] Be delighted

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[x] Ew.

[x] Sure.

[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[x] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] Yeah, sure.

[] FRICK YES.

[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes! I want to send you one!

[x] Yes.

[] No.

[shrccb-blog]

+ redsuperstarsaga + pleatherxvest + toejamjammin + wariodeask + greendreambro + unbornevil + puffywarrior + gotchaslick + timidhero

  ❝I would advise that you isolate yourself from these spacecrafts, lest you desire to present yourself before ⊃ ∪ ⊥ as his next meal.❞

  There's one--two--ten Shrooblings behind her, each with its own claws idly slicing the air with their fangs bared, producing their own mass quantities of saliva. Their crimson hues blink at random times, though each of their mushroom heads follow their next victim with full attentions. They're like dogs--rabies-infested dogs, all waiting at her command.

[blueberriesandsmash-archive-blog]

pleatherxvest

“Can I pay you to eat Kevin?”

[preciousgoldenpup-archived-blog]

pleatherxvest

“I don’t quite understand what you’re handing me. Could you maybe tell me what this is?”