#puffywarrior

[poyointhemirror]

@puffywarrior​

“Admittingly, I did sort of expect.. A bounty. But I sorta also knew no one in your universe would even bother with it.” 

Shirby rubbed the back of her head, hearing the news. She was thankful to also hear no one had acted on it, also as expected. Kirby was simply too much of a force, and too known among these parts.

“Sorry for not telling you, I was hoping it like, wouldn’t happen, poob. But good to know no one’s considering it at all? So that’s good.”

“Has everything else been okay, otherwise?”

[yahooyippee-archived]

starters from when the dash commentary channel exploded:

- HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHSDDDDDDD

 - Check your inbox, shitlips.

 - Stop using fonts! 

- ____, dashing into your house and killing you instantly. 

- This whole room is cursed. 

- Idiots, I’m a socialist! 

- WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING? 

- If this is an uprising, I’m TOTALLY up for that. 

- (Takes the P key off your keyboard) 

- I really wanna go home. 

- Do you all prefer your toothpaste with or without the crust? 

- I mean I know I’m stupid but you don’t need to call me out like this. 

- What kind of fae folk shit is this? 

- I’m gonna eat your snacks. 

- I hope I’m the focus of the callout.

[hxntr]

any female born after 1993 can’t rp… all they know is callouts , charge they phone, not talk to problematic people, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie

[somewhereinchaos]

puffywarrior replied to your post: current mood is about to destroy some anons who...

can these people actually prioritize getting mad at people who /legitimately/ ship no-doubt problematic stuff. like. yikes.

^^ oh this!!!

[whrrlwind-a]

@puffywarrior​ said: "I think pink is a nice color on you, poy! It's nice to see people respect it a bit more by trying it out." He's not biased.

        “ heh--- guess i can’t really argue with the king of pink, huh? ” HE’S NOT GONNA BOTHER CORRECTING KIRBY--- he seemed too happy to see the hedgehog in a similar shade. chaos knew sonic didn’t have the heart to bring down his spirit. “ enjoy it while ya can, it’s not stickin’ ‘round for long. ”

[nightmaresindreamland]

paragonevil replied to your post: “If you’re conventionally cute or adorable, die....

Er, he’s not sure if he agrees, simply because he finds Nightmare to be such. Buuuut– “Any particular reason you feel that way?”

“You sound like you’ve never met even half of the arrogant, stuck up little brat creatures I have. Those guys who think they’re all that and half a bag of peaches just because their face perpetually is babyish. And then they’ll shove it all up against yours just to brag about how ‘adowable’ they are.”

...

“Why don’t you go talk to Korbo? Perfect example. Literally absolute perfect example, all of my problems with ‘cute’ things wrapped up into one disgusting, unlikable package of a personality. Or that box that likes him. I’m sure that alien I met recently is probably exactly the same as every other shmuck idiot ‘cutie patootie’ I’ve met ever. Why don’t you go talk to a ‘cute’ pink monkey who’s about the most vile, despicable, smug creature around just because she has minimal facial features, hm? Every single cute thing always has the same exact stupid, smug, heroic personality. It’s boring. It’s stupid. And it gets old and I think, honestly, all cute things are better off dead. I’m tired of being near them.”

[ghostbustingreen]

➥ @puffywarrior​ asked:

Kirby kind of just. Floats up to gently sit on top of Luigis cap. This is his spot. "Pwai." He squeaks out, as he reaches to pap Luigi on the nose.

   Delight is painted across the green bro’s face as his little pink son settles upon his cap.  ❝Ciao, tesoro~! Luigi greets, giggling softly at the pap. I was-a headin’ into Toad Town for-a some groceries, ya wanna tag along with-a mama?❞

[ilfavolosomondodival]

A tired puffy mouse