#pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

[see-arcane]

You think Eggers would be a good choice for a Carmilla film?

I say this without my 'He's doing Nosferatu NosfeWRONGtu >:c' glasses on: Nah, probably not.

Eggers' whole deal leans heavily on folkloric horror and the grimier, sometimes even cosmic edges of the gothic. He wants zero filigree or sensuality on even this, his horniest film to date. It's messy and unpleasant and devoid of anything that would pass for Carmilla's brand of seduction and plushly bloodstained danger.

If he had a gun to his head to Not Go Crazy with the time period/who and what the characters are, I think Mike Flanagan would be a good pick for the job. The man's great at gothic horror! Great at lesbians! Great at using the supernatural to terrifying effect! He just needs someone with a hardcover of Carmilla to smack his hands away from the script whenever he gets the urge to just cherry-pick names and places and staple them to various OCs the way he did with The Haunting of Hill House and The Turn of the Screw/The Haunting of Bly Manor.

I want to see Carmilla. Not modern Carmilla. Not quirky gay fantasy vampire Carmilla. Not faux retro vintage 80's Carmilla. Not soft pastel period drama Carmilla. Not hetero dude vision cheesecake schlock Carmilla.

I want Carmilla the novella translated to the screen with all the nightmare and romance and fucked up paranormal-edged psychological potency that has been enema'd into the BS Dracula x Mina crap for 127+ years.

p l e a s e

[wintcr-soldier]

*thor’s voice* bring me whoever is hoarding the wintersoldier url

[fauxfables]

list of things i’m expecting for harry’s week at the late late show:

a) harry casually strumming his guitar with reggie on the side

b) crosswalk the musical featuring harry’s gangly legs stumbling away from upcoming traffic

c) a little skit of him waking up in the studio with his pj’s and a blanket lookin all cute and cuddly

d) a cocky ass smirk on his face when he battles james in a heated riff-off or drop the mic

e) is it too early to ask for a carpool karaoke????

[monoscribbles]

@ anyone who lives in London

I’ll be visiting the Sherlock Holmes museum in a couple of weeks and I really wanted to know if it’s really worth visiting, if it’s cool or if it isn’t, if it’s identical to the BBC Sherlock or if it’s different, literally any details you would like to give me about it would be awesome!! Help yo pal out?

[qicktrick]

momentarily is not soon enough

[quidprofaux]

Item: A Stranger You Meet Along The Way Rarity: ✶ Rare

Favorite NPC of all time?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

ENJOU GENSHIN IMPACT

[vulpixelates]

Fjord/Caleb, 38

38. “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”

Hey, nonny, I’m sorry: I totally overlooked the fact that that post specifically said to send stuff, whoops! I have a super bad case of writer’s block right now (haven’t written anything in like a week now ugh), and was just stocking up prompts for when I get my mojo back.

HOWEVER, SOMEONE… ANYONE… PLEASE… PLEASE WRITE THIS. I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT. AND PLEASE TAG ME IN IT IF YOU DO.

[comeonerleen]

KILL THAT FUCKER, GOLDBERG!