an honest sinner 'til I die

call me Faux! ~♡ | they/them & hy/hym/hys | 23 y.o. | PM friendly but especially if you're a freak (any denomination) or socially anxious (I am too), I'm a very bored introvert ^×^ | Big fan of GrimmUraIchi and it's respective internal duo pairings | community college goer with questionable online presence

[quidprofaux]

Intro post ♡~

If you are under 18—do not follow or DM me I will throw you into the shadow realm ♡! + if you're a minor and I accidentally interact with you please block me in turn too. Thanks!

Hello friends, call me Faux! I was spawned in mid-2003 :)

This is primarily my Bleach blog, but I'll post about whatever I want so don't hesitate to block any tags you want want to see me post or reblog about.

I am a furry + have a snow leopard and dragon kithtype, and a solo-polyam bisexual transgender person on the aroace spectrum with a passion for kink. Really I'm just your average tumblr resident pervert fudanshi/yumedanshi. I use a cane and like to use the powers bestowed upon me by my fingers to make your favorite characters disabled too.

If you're a Problematic Ship DNI person you should be aware I like my characters fucked up and unhealthy and bleeding a lot and missing body parts because of each other. Just hold my hand it's all going to be okay.

My favorite Bleach ships and the ones I'm going to most reblog about are UraIchi, GrimmIchi, ShiIchi, + various dubiously ethical combinations of them and am so down to talk about them in DMs but I get so scared to join discord servers unless I'm bullied into them. And you can bully me it's okay.

I have insert OCs for Bleach, Blue Exorcist, Jujutsu Kaisen, Genshin Impact, and Honkai: Star Rail, I may or may not write about them and always feel free to tell me about yours!

I make bead art and bracelets and digital art sometimes and I write a lot and don't post it because I'm a WIP hoarder

[quidprofaux]

Hey guys! Movie theater employee here. If you're bringing a plushie that's great, but please take out the thumb tacks before coming in 😍

[quidprofaux]

It's 5am I just survived a horror movie scenario as the role of the monster from the safety of my own house. AMA

[nicothespy]

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

[queen-suzu]

@staff just know this isn’t going to be enough.

stop banning trans women for nothing

[mifan37]

[waci-illstr]

chilling on the apple tree with papa

[stiffyck]

Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.

[caffstrink]

Snufkins admiration for his dad cracks me up ngl

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[nattousan]

ok so, I approached my local library with a proposal to donate a mural as a way to A: build portfolio/gain practical experience and B: give back to a beloved public institution. The director was very enthusiastic about it and i've been working on it since the beginning of March. Come with me as I endeavor to paint what is in all honesty an excessive amount of birds

I wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study

after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lines

et voila

and that was a whole week on it's own so next comes the paintin' >:)

[softwaring]

made a pride flag using landscape photos ive taken <3

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[herpsandbirds]

Giant Burrowing Frogs (Heleioporus australiacus), STANCED THE FUCK UP!!!, family Limnodynastidae, NSW, Australia

ENDANGERED.

photographs by Jesse’s Wildlife 

[genshinimpactresources]

"Who Wouldn't Want to Be Like Him, Taking Out Hordes of Enemies All by Himself?" — Lohen's Anecdote

[melodeelaine]

Kingfisher and Great Egret lined up just right

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok