Daredevil and batman have something in common - they like to stand on top of high buildings and brood
I love how they’re mostly keeping him out of the shots and just focusing on the crims getting their asses handed to them
Oh, this guy really has no brains, does he? Taking his hostage into a church?? getting himself cornered
So it’s summer now, then what was it last season? What year is it? Is it a year later?
“I’m in agony”
“what, did you go out to the gym?”
“No matt, do I look capable of making healthy life choices?”
honestly, me
Naw, foggy patching him up with a lil handkerchief
“What about us?” bromance going strong
Ohhh look at their office! It’s full of people! Look at all those clients! They’ve come a long way
Wowww dat’s a lotta food
Oh nu they’re broke….
If matt starts work at 9 every morning and he’s up all night running around in a devil’s suit then when does he ever get sleep??
I think that’s the main reason I could never be a vigilante. Just the sheer lack of sleep
An Irish crime family with no Irish accents
Gunfireee???? That’s not matt’s style, this is someone else
dang, now who’s gonna eat all that lovely food?
Food is covered in blood. Such a waste.
Oh haha wtf? dead bloodstained guy and his shirt starts ringing with “lord of the dance”
“Don’t let her out of your four working senses. She’s smart and she’s beautiful - reminds me of myself”
matt trying to play pool with no sight, interesting
Yeah we get it Karen, you love touching him 😂
EYYYY HE HEARD HER FAST HEARTBEAT
The lone survivor of the massacre has come to seek help
“What if the criminal wanted to change his career?”
OH NO WHAT
IS HE DEAD
Well thank you cameras for that tunnel vision shot going through one end of a guy’s body and out the other
“It’s gonna take weeks to process this shit! ... Where’s this asshole’s hand?” Idk why but that made me cackle, just sick and tired cop trying to do his job
“You can trust us. We’re lawyers.” I bet foggy’s been waiting his entire life to say that
“These aren’t guys you can challenge to a fist fight in your underwear!”
“first of all, it’s not underwear… Underwear is comfortable.”
That … did not go where I expected it to go
Another gang, bet they’re gonna get taken out
Lol I was right. Hello daredevil!
*takes the keys to his car and throws them in the water because he’s petty*
Foggy going into a shady bar that looks like a darker version of the south side serpents
OHHH THEY’VE EVEN GOT GANG JACKETS LMAO
Old dudes get your filthy paws off my boi foggy
OhHHH THAT IS JUST GRUESOME
A BUTCHER WITH DEAD PEOPLE IN IT?? IS THIS THE SWEENY TODD?? ARE THEY GONNA BE PIES??
