Abominaceon, the Market Research Pokemon The project began very simply, relatively speaking. Research the peculiarities of Eevee's evolutionary branches, and use it to genetically engineer the most universally beloved Pokemon possible. At first the goal was crystal clear, dragons are among the most popular Pokemon of all time, and Eevee's genome implied a natural draconic form should exist, but it was struggling to be expressed somehow. It took too long for the board, and they started pushing us elsewhere. If this project was to continue, and I did so want it to continue, we would need to branch out, provide data that this truly was the most lovable creature to ever walk this earth. And so, attached, you can see the hundreds upon hundreds of polls, meetings, and meta-analyses on preferences. It needed bat wings, a kaiju's prescence, but a friendly demeanor. It needed to be made of metal with the soft fluffiness of a Whimsicott, it needed the charm of a Joltik and the edge of an Absol. You would not believe how many kids want a Pokemon with cool shoes. One of these is just the word Pidgeot written thirty times, we never could figure out what to do with that one. We gave it extra arms to hug you with, a bell so it doesn't get lost. It can change to any color you like, breathe underwater, even photosynthesize so you can't forget to feed it. Somehow, we did it. I wish we didn't.
Types: Normal/Dragon Ability: Steelworker Hidden Ability: Polluted Eevee has no Hidden Ability Evolution: Polluted Eevee appears unable to evolve.
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You stare at the bizarre Pokemon, strangely both deeply unsettled and deeply attached to it. It struggles to stand up on its hind legs, planting reinforced legs in rubber shoes onto the glass between you, the look in its eyes begging you to set it free.
You don't get the chance "Hey!" Sounds like someone finally realized you broke in here. "What are you doing in here!" You pull out your Derelich's Pokeball. There's only one way out of this one.
The Glo-Co Security guard sneers as he comes through the door and sees both your Pokeball and the polluted Eevee. He throws out a Pokeball of his own...
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Thanks and apologies to the following for their unwitting part in crafting this poor creature: Crashington [Aggron's metal legs] Fleur [Lanturn the Heal Bell Enjoyer] NinjaPhoenix [Noivern's wing] Mako [Houndoom's horns] Matte [Pidgeot's makeup] Beees [Nidoking's horn] Crime? [Tangela's shoes] Splashcat [Swinub's nose] Emily [Whimiscott's floof] Mordi [Absol's hair] Juno [Absol's horn] Rachel [Galvantula's eyes] Wende [Dhelmise's ability] Toasty [Wooper's gill] Squidpizza [Omidge's rainbow patterning] PTM [Kecleon's stripe] Lih [Oddish's leaves] FifthDragon [Arcanine's leg warmers] Dravos [Volcarona's arms] Cajun [Stufful's tail] Viewers like you [Pikachu's cheeks]












