Something that's been BURNING in my brain today...
Meeting Dewey and introducing him to Beej for the first time:
Reader: And this is Beetlejuice!
Beej, popping up out of the floor: You rang?
Dewey: Woah, you have a pet ghost??
Beej: Hey!
Reader: What? He's not my pet!
Beej: Yeah! Obviously, they're mine! >:0
Or alternatively...
Beej: Wait, I'm not their pet! How rude!
Reader, ignoring BJ and patting him on the head: Well, only when he asks nicely :)
I'm taking the alternative for 5 dollars please, thank you~
I think Beej would try and assert his dominance after that.
Beej: since when am I the pet? Didn't seem like that last night babes~
Reader *scratches behind his ear turning him into putty*: what was that you were saying, Bee?
Dewey *joins in scratching his head*: omg he even purrs! That's adorable!
Beej is too lost in the affection he can't bark back at him.
I love it 😌👌💞💓💖
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Dew be like: our pet