Spoilers for “The Search For Minecraft’s Far Lands”
by Parrot
Im unwell im SO UNWELL 💔💔💔💔
I dont think im ever recovering from this ever again
First it was LUIGI and now BOTH DEAN AND WIFIES??? WHAT THE HELL
I THOUGHT AT LEAST WIFIES WOULD MAKE IT! Bc i did clock that Dean was a traitor like halfway in the video or something
Not only bc the mafia kept finding them but also bc Wifies started crashing out at Dean lmao… VALID BTW?? CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT!!
I feel like my heart was ripped right out of my chest with this one i cant lie 💔 wtff brooooo
AND THEN ALL OF THIS WAS TO END UP AT A PLACE FOR BUILDERS!!!! BUILDERRRRRRSSSSSSS!!!! Istg Parrot if they dont have good enough pvp skills i will throw you in a cage for the rest of your life
So many moments happened that made me tweak out, example number one:
WIFIES TAKING OFF HIS CHESTPLATE MID FIGHT TO GIVE IT TO PARROT.
Another example:
WIFIES DOING IT AGAIN. FOR PARROT. AGAIN.
So safe to say my odyssey duo loving eyes were shedding tears by the time of their break up and im unwell and pls get me out of here this place is not fun and not cool and not awesome BROOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Speaking of their break up …
MUST WE?? MUST WE PARROT??
WIFIES APOLOGIZING AFTER MAKING A VERY GOOD POINT WAS LIKE RUBBING SALT IN THE FUCKING WOUND OH MY GOD 😭😭😭
pls tell me they’re gonna be okay 💔💔 Pls tell me they dont stop being friends and they go back to teaming up and having one of the best dynamics PLEASE I CANT COPE.
PARROT THREW HIM THE FUCKING SPYGLASS.
what does THAT MEAAANN IM FUCKING SCAREDDDD 😭😭
I relate way too much to Wifies and its breaking me bc like PARROT!! WHY WONT YOU HEAR HIM OUT!! HES LITERALLY YOUR DAY ONE! THE GUY WHO RELENTLESSLY PROTECTED YOU AND DID HIS BEST TO KEEP YOU SAFE!!! HE LITERALLY KEEPS PUTTING HIMSELF IN DANGER TO MAKE SURE YOU GET AWAY WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM BEHIND AND IGNORE HIS WORD??
I cant cope with this… tell me they’re gonna be okay please.. someone ANYONE PLSSSSS but also no spoilers ill figure it out on my own but GOD IT HURTS.
I DONT EVEN WANNA TALK ABOUT DEAN. IM BOTH ANGRY AND SAD. I CANT HAVE A SINGLE OPINION ABOUT HIM BC HE MADE ME SO MAD BY BETRAYING PARROT AND WIFIES BUT THEN HE WENT AHEAD AND LEFT FOR THEIR SAKE AND LIKE BROOOOOO i literally cried for like the hundredth time this has to be unhealthy 😔
I know Wifies burning the compass was crazy i literally had to rewatch it bc i didnt believe Parrot when he said he did bro 😭
And that wasnt the only thing that was INSANE that Wifies did in this episode
The way he interrupted Parrot who was reading Luigi’s journal to say one of the most insensitive things ive ever heard had me laughing out loud at the sheer insanity of it (and then i laughed harder bc it was lowkey funny but like bc it came out of absolutely nowhere and shocked me)
also what he said to justify why he said what he said made me think of the interesting differences between Parrot and Wifies
Like imagine this right?
Wifies (and in this scenario we’re gonna act like he did care about Luigi and what he said was actually how he felt) and Parrot grieving very differently
Like Parrot has continuously did his best to treasure the memory of his friends who died right? and he did everything to remember them and allat yeah? What if Wifies was the opposite? What if he always tried to move on as soon as possible and kept pushing away any feelings to keep pushing forward and protect himself emotionally? GRGRGGRYR
Guys i love them ☹️☹️
Bring them back ☹️☹️☹️☹️
Lowkey Wifies is starting to give some VIBES. What vibes you may ask? Well… the vibes of someone who is slowly becoming obsessed with a single purpose and its like scaring me a lil but im also like very excited to see how this develops and im losing my mind and i feel rlly bad for Wifies bc as i said before i relate to him and omfg RELEASE ME!!!!
This was a very cinematic shot… Wifies tweaking out with the sunrise behind him and the ice beneath their feet slowly breaking?
Mmm yummy okay what if I said this is all representative of their fall out?
The ice breaking under Wifies as if he’s about to sink down to the bottom after Parrot told him outright that he’ll leave and is willing to risk his life no matter what
and under Parrot’s feet as if his very perception of Wifies is breaking and twisting, turning into something different from what it originally was like— Yeah im not doing too hot rn ☹️ I dont like how my brain interprets somethings that most likely werent even intentional 💔💔💔💔 save me
I also wanna go back to when Wifies sent Parrot messages after he left apologizing and stuff bc im torturing myself clearly.
Anyway—
the way Wifies immediately falls back to apologizing and trying to appeal to Parrot was actually not a one time thing and we have seen it happen before (man this is heartbreaking, get this man a farm a house and a Parrot to keep safe away from everything pls) and I find that so interesting
It could be that Wifies is trying to keep Parrot by his side and thinking that apologizing might make that happen
or it could be that he actually feels bad and feels like he wasnt being fair
or it could be some manipulative thing to try and guilttrip Parrot back to his side— Last one feels like a reach for me but it is still very much a possibility
Wifies is such an interesting character bro i wanna see what he does from now on bc you cant tell me hes just gonna let Parrot do this— HE HIMSELF SAID “I can come with you but I cant sit aside while you end yourself over nothing”
And while I think Wifies is valid for wanting to protect his ONLY FRIEND AND BEST FRIEND WHO HAS BEEN WITH HIM SINCE DAY ONE i also feel like this was such an overlook on his part bc Parrot isnt doing this over nothing and while I think Parrot is compensating for something or putting some sort of excuse on Luigi’s death to do this I also think its not nothing to try and stop this very giant threat thats haunting the server (Ash and the invis mafia)
But I also get that this very much is a suicide mission unless Parrot starts actually making a decent plan and gets good players on his side— Idk how this will go honestly
Parrot always struck me as a very stubborn person who doesn’t yield once he sets his mind to something and i normally dont care and actually find this kinda admirable this time its a different case.
I feel like Parrot is very blinded by his grief and guilt and hes probably blaming himself for all the deaths and for the fact that Dean (and now Wifies) left and is mayhaps in danger all on his own and its driving him to make stupid decisions and its making him ignore anything that Wifies is trying to say (which is honestly so frustrating 💔)
Im just hoping this doesnt come back to bite him in the ass (it definitely will but im the hopeful type…)
Okay now onto the Farlands… I dont have much faith I cant lie… I mean yeah sure I do hope this works out for them but I also can imagine the RISKS and the losses they’ll experience. And I feel like this will lead to worse shit than before… and Parrot is probably gonna blame himself even more UGH
I just remembered something Wifies said that broke my heart even more and i didnt even know it was possible—
It was when Wifies and Parrot had their last fight before Parrot left on his own
“Do I have to die like him for you to believe me— for you to care about what im saying?”
☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️💔💔💔😔😔😔😔😔😭😭😭😭😞😞😞🙁🙁🙁😖😖😣😣😣🤕🤕🤕🤕
I CANT DO THISSSSS I CANTT OMG I FELT THAT IN MY SOUUUULLLLL BRO JUST HEAR HIM OUTTTT 😭😭 Maybe im projecting big time but I just want them to figure this out together brooooo 😞
Ughh im so unwell guys :(
Okay theres another thing I just remembered— YOU CANT TELL ME PARROT DIDNT FIGURE IT OUT. YOU CANT CONVINCE ME THAT PARROT (one of the smartest ppl on the smp) DIDNT REALIZE THAT DEAN BETRAYED THEM. THERES NO WORLD
I think Parrot simply didnt want to believe it. I think he knew deep down but didnt want to let himself believe it and he chose to blindly trust Dean regardless in the hopes that his very logical way of thinking was wrong and that all the weird shit that happened was just a coincidence— a fluke WHATEVER
except Dean was being spared by the mafia continuously. And the Mafia kept finding them over and over again. And Parrot couldn’t stop thinking about it and it made him feel worse, and the way Wifies kept pushing for them to leave without Dean made him feel worse and made him lash out at Wifies instead (and i honestly think he was projecting here, you CANT tell me Parrot genuinely thought Wifies was being unreasonable and insane bro like Parrot is SMART BRO BUT HES BLINDED BY HIS TRUST IN HIS FRIENDS)
Get me out bro my brain is bullying me
Im tired of yapping, i probably missed somethings but idcccccc i want OUTTTT
