#dont die

[midnight-blues09]

perhaps today i will lock in

[papillondusublime]

They say that laughter is the best medicine. Well, Bryan Johnson made me die laughing by comparing himself to Gilgamesh, Asclepius and Jesus. Doesn't he know that an imperfect sleep score means that you're having sex... or insomnia from philosophy? That being said, I wish Bryan Johnson a long and healthy life. I hope that he'll find a cure for autoimmune gastritis, or at least not suffer from stomach cancer and iron/B12 deficiency. He won't cheat death, but it's still a cooler billionaire hobby than hating transgender people.

[givewaytopassingbikes]

aluccio master plans

Idea 1: they hook up at Marc and Vale wedding from HELL which near gets called off three times once after the ceremony and by the end of it Alex and Uccio both get so drunk at the wedding they end up hooking up only to be woken up by Vale demanding Uccio call the lawyer cause the marriage is over

Idea 2: Marc retires Alex has no clue what to do without his parasitic twin in the paddock and who is the one person who can understand this that’s right UCCIO Alex picks up smoking and a shit hook up

Idea 3: outsider pov of Luca turning to step out of his brother’s shadow by hooking up with Alex only to discover Alex is taken… u can guess by who :>

i'm this close to crying.

1: i think the last bit is funny, well the whole thing i would maybe read that BUT WE CAN DO THIS WITH LUCA kind of

2:okay... best of a bad group

3: DIE DIE DIE

[ohhhsosleepy]

I DONT KNOW IF THIS MEANS FUTURE VERSION OF TIME COMING BACK TO STOP THIS?? OR IF ITS SOME REFERENCE TO THE MANY PHRASES LIKE "Time comes for us all"

[theinternetsrealpotato]

I just inhaled cereal dust in my nose and I think I’m dying-

why am i more concerned with the fact that the text is pink

[talkingnoncommonsense]

No one will find out that I am secretly a bad person. I hide it so well by being a good person.

[feedbackbogen]

BRO BROS Filmkritik: GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON’T DIE – Purer filmischer Wahnsinn! (9,5/10)

Wassup Leute! Hier sind wieder eure Brownz Brüder – the one and only BRO BROS!Wir sitzen gerade noch komplett geflasht auf der Couch, der Puls ist immer noch auf 180, und wir müssen einfach sofort in die Tasten hauen. Wenn ihr unseren Blog schon länger verfolgt, dann wisst ihr ganz genau: Wir lieben Filme, die sich was trauen. Wir stehen auf absolute Eskalation, auf Filme, die das Gaspedal…

BRO BROS Filmkritik: GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON’T DIE – Purer filmischer Wahnsinn! (9,5/10)

[hello-intemet]

what the hell am i gonna do for soft monday next week :/