• he clocked you the first time you pulled up in an outfit that looked like his… hoodie hangin’ low, sweats puddled at the ankle. he was sick about it.
• will “accidentally” leave his goodfellow tees at your spot just so you’ll end up wearing them. swears you look better in his clothes than him.
• always tugging on the string of your sweats. sometimes just fidgeting with it, sometimes tryna yank your pants down on the low.
• do chipotle runs every time you’re high. burritos. he’ll sit across from you, watching you hold it with two hands like it’s a baby, smirking like “damn ma, slow down.”
• rolls fat blunts for you two and makes you spark first.
• he gets tight if you watch boondocks without him. like he genuinely sulks. “nah, that’s our show… restart the season, i don’t care.”
• calls you “ma” all the time, even when he’s mad. it slips out like second nature.
• ghostface kink. he’ll wear the mask and fuck you slow at first just to hear you laugh about it, then go dumb once you’re whining.
• has a thing for you in his briefs. he’ll give you a fresh pair just to see you waddle around the crib in them. gets handsy immediately.
• loves slapping his dick against your chubby cheeks while you make the meanest pouty face. he’ll be like “don’t be like that.”
• goes crazy when you sit on his lap. he’ll rest his chin on your shoulder while scrolling, then randomly kiss your cheek like it’s nothing.
• when he drives, he’s rolling up with one hand and steering with the other. you always scold him like “nigga?? focus??” and he just laughs.
• secretly loves how short you are. always reaching for stuff before you can.
• if he’s mad at you, it don’t last long. the second you fold your arms he’s already sighing like “ight come here.”
Please we need more of plug!connie and homebody reader 😫🙏🏽
hehehe here y'all go
warning: smut, pussy eating
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Connie was sitting on the porch in front of Ony's house, talking shit with Eren, Armin and Ony. Somehow they landed on the topic of their girlfriends. Armin and Ony continuously being single couldn't do anything but complain as Connie talked about Y/N being the perfect girl for him.
"I'm telling y'all, my girl don't go nowhere. I have never been this relaxed in a relationship," He said, checking the time on his phone. He wanted nothing more than to get back home to his girl after a long day of hanging out with these idiots.
"No way," Armin called bullshit.
"You sayin' with as fine as Y/N is, with respect, she don't go nowhere. She ain't outside?" Ony asked with a bit of disbelief. All of the guys knew just how beautiful Y/N was and it surprised them to hear that she doesn't go out as often as they thought.
"Nope. Look I'll call her right now," Connie spoke with the biggest ego known to man. There were a lot of things that Connie was wrong about but the one thing he could count on was his girlfriend every time.
"Do it," Eren said lighting a blunt.
"Hey, baby," She answered on the third ring with a groggy voice. The room was dim with only the fairy lights of their bedroom providing light.
"Hey, mama. Whatcha doin'?" Connie already knew the answer with how she had a scarf tied around her edges and she seemed to only be wearing on his faded t-shirts.
"I was napping, but I think I'm gonna make pizza for dinner," She said with the sound of the comforter ruffling could be heard as Y/N rose from the bed. She gave the camera a quick smile before walking into the kitchen.
"Alright, I just wanted to check-in. I be home in thirty," Connie spoke softly to her.
"Okay, Connie," She covered her mouth softly with a yawn,
"Bye-bye, mama," He was smiling hella hard when he got off the phone with her but then he remembered that his homeboys were around and quickly coughed to hide his giddiness.
"We were supposed to hang out tonight," Armin said lightly hitting Connie in his chest. Connie looked at his friends then his phone and then his friends once again. If he stayed, all they were going to do was make a couple of drops and smoke but he could just go chill with his girl.
"Shit, my girl making pizza and I know she only got my shirt on. I'll catch y'all 'nother time," Connie said before heading to his car and waving his friends off as they groaned.
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"Mamas, where you at?" Connie said as soon as he walked into the shared apartment. He didn't hear a response but just the ruffling of pans in the kitchen. He walked over quietly in an attempt to scare her. She was bent over taking the pans of delicious-smelling pizza out of the oven. Connie was right, she was in his shirt and a pair of panties. With her bent over, he could see the curve of her brown ass.
He waited for her to set the pans down on the counter before grabbing her hips and pulling her to him. He smiled as she let out a small shriek before breaking out into laughter. She leaned back into his touch and smiled.
"Pizza's done," She said, turning to face and planting a kiss on his cheek. He slid out of his puffer jacket and tossed it across the back of a nearby chair. He walked towards her until she pressed against the kitchen's island. His hands went to her hips and he helped her jump onto it.
"I got something else I wanna eat," He said trailing down her neck with kisses. His hands dipped under her (his) shirt and a small smirk graced his lips when he realized her panties were lace. He slowly began to pull them down while she was distracted with neck kisses.
"Really?" Y/N almost moaned as Connie's fingers ghosted her slit. He could see how she was practically dripping onto the counter.
"Mhm," He dropped to his knees and pulled her hips close to his face. He sucked and bit her thighs before making his way to the main entree. He'd been thinking about her pussy all day. His long tongue started with broad strokes, teasing her clit. Y/N's hands went to his head as she tried to guide him where she needed him but Connie was as stubborn as ever. He was going to do this his way.
Suckling her clit, he began to stretch her out with two fingers. Y/N thought she saw stars when her lover began to curl his fingers in and out of her. The sounds of her moans were like music to his ears as he continued his ministrations. Y/N's pussy would clench against his fingers, letting him know just how close she was. He inserted another finger and Y/N could feel a bubble forming in her lower stomach.
Connie could spend his entire night between her thighs and be perfectly happy. He didn't have to worry about selling drugs as long as he lapped up her pretty pussy. She swore up and down that he was the best eater she ever had. Not a thought ran through his head other than to bring Y/N pleasure. The borderline pornographic sounds coming from her made it hard for him to keep focus, but he could always tell just how close to cumming she was getting.
"Connie," She moaned as her hips began to grind against his face. He was humping his face like a bitch in heat. Her clit brushed his noise and that sent her over the edge. Her juices covered his lower face, and Connie simply licked his lips and smiled.
"Good girl," He whispered as he helped her down from the counter and set a plate of pizza for her before more shenanigans ensued. Placing a smack on her ass, he handed her the pizza that she lowkey forgot about. Connie just chuckled to himself because he knew what kind of night he was going to put her through.
flirting with plug!connie at a gathering where everyone’s off in their little pairs or groups doing their own little things and here you were sitting knees-up on the alcove window with your cheeks hurting from how much you smile. you bounce your finger up and down on connie’s new era’s cap, tracing the brim and then the thick embroidered NY.
“are you gonna make me ask?” you say light-heartedly.
he puts his hands up defensively, “ay, my bad, my bad…” then swiftly brings the brim down, the cap lifting from his head, and placing it on yours, cheekily pushing it down so that it would angle down over your eyes.
you let a amused breath out before fixing it.
he can only stare at how pretty you look. so so hot. lord only knows what he’d do if it were just the two of you alone right now. so instead, he lightly strokes your calf up and down, so modest with his touch, careful not to indulge. it’s hard not to.
you look down and watch the action briefly, knowing that he was still starting at you, his hot gaze unwavering. you finally look up, shake your head a little to move some hair away from your front. you fail and he moves it over your shoulder for you, licking his lips as he does so.
“thank you.” you hum, head tilted down slightly, small pretty smile gracing your lips.
he copies your smile, “you’re welcome, shorty.”
he’s careful with his rubbing fingers, now making it his rubbing hand, hiking up to underneath your knee, just barely.
you take the brim of his cap and place it backwards on your head. his pupils explode, two full black circles in his eyes as he watches your every movement with so much lust.
you sit up on your knees so that your feet cushion your ass and slowly you lean in. a soft kiss at first, the brief let go, and then the deep inhale as you both indulge in the other. the space between his thumb and fingers coming to slot underneath your ear and rest at the base of your head.
you break apart and smile softly, biting your lip a little. “you wanna go to sasha’s room?”
he smiles, looks at your lips quickly then back to your eyes, darting between them, “lead the way.”
you get up and take his hand. how much bigger and calloused it was against your own, two cool bands around his index and ring fingers. he follows behind as you lead him to sasha’s bedroom, instantly making out again when connie pushes your back against the door to shut it. and so the night went on…
imagine plug!connie with a homebody!reader. He don't ever worry about where she is or who she with because a good 9 times out of 10 she is at home napping. He thought he got himself a good girl. Every time he comes home, there's food for him, she keeps his snacks on deck, she even smokes with him on occasion. She's always in his t-shirts and a bonnet unless she had work that day. It wasn't until he picked up one of the books that she was reading, that he realized his perfect princess had a slutty side