Oct 26, 2018
Kurda: I know 200 ways to kill a man.
Plugg: You could glue an open jar of bugs to his face then blowtorch the other side of the jar so the bugs have to eat their way out through his face.
Kurda: …201.
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Kurda: I know 200 ways to kill a man.
Plugg: You could glue an open jar of bugs to his face then blowtorch the other side of the jar so the bugs have to eat their way out through his face.
Kurda: …201.
Plugg: Maybe you’re not as big of a bitch as you want everyone to think you are.
Kurda: No, I totally am.
Plugg Firetail: I lost, like, 10 pounds.
Kurda: Oh my god. What’s your secret?
Plugg Firetail: I had my tail torn off.
Kurda: Plugg, you’ve never met anything you didn’t immediately kill, fuck, or make a boat out of.
Bladd: I don’t understand why our lord doesn’t tie you up outside with the rest of the animals.
Plugg Firetail: Bigot! I like boats! I’m a fucking Viking! We’re supposed to make boats out of things!
My dad took me to see The Decemberists last night and let me tell you... it was a fantastic concert experience! I had a blast. The Mariner's Revenge was fantastic, it put me in a Redwall drawing mood.
So here's the swashbuckling Plugg Firetail! This guy was awesome, I loved all of his scenes. 😄
Plugg: You're not as evil as people think you are.
Kurda: No. I'm much worse.
[Redwall Villains Challenge] - Triss - Plugg Firetail by Kwolf13
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