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Give me another shot! Uhhhhh L?

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Babygirl, can I not fight for not only the country but also for you? (Sexually)

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How can one fight sexually?

What?

-General Washington

Daddy Washington, can I wear a purple uniform instead of blue?

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Blue is Americas color, not purple, not red, BLUE!

-General Washington

Daddy Washington, as someone who has seen America on a therapy chair, America is a man. You can’t be so against America being a guy, right?

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America is like a boat— we refer to her with feminine pronouns.

America MUST be a woman.

-General Washington

Daddy Washington, have you ever considered that America might be a man?

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America is a beautiful woman. Do not argue with me on this.

-General Washington

Daddy Washington, how are you doing today?

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Cold.

This winter is harsh. Yet it has just begun.

Soldiers are already facing signs of starvation. Which is out of my control.

I am drawing up plans to help save us in this trying time..

-General Washington

I’m projecting my body making me cry whenever I answer a question in front of more than 1 person.

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As the President this is awful. Why would you do this to me?

-A.Burr (Your President.)

I guess r!

-plums

// unfortunately r has already been guessed 😔

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