#plushdeep

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ALL OF THEM FOR ME UDFUCK

☾- i BET you sleep like totally sprawled out like if you ever cuddled and fell asleep with someone you'd be the type to accidentally kick them in the face in the middle of the night

☠ - oH MY Fucking goD you drunk uhhh i bet you like.... would strip when you got smashed like for some reason i totally see you just being "ugh i'm fucking hot" and just taking off your shirt in the middle of a bar(i totally would've posted it as bra if i didnt notice oh my god)  or something 

☼ - you wore pretty dresses and got dirty within 3 seconds

☯ - deer

⋆ - deerdick 

☮ - your bedroom is prob a fucking mess like you probably just shove stuff under your bed when your parents tell you to clean and you just wanna take nudes and look at porn on the internet in a big tee and boyshorts(fucking shit i will never get over this like honestly i think that would be the cutest thing never show uo like that around me i will probably touch you in the naughtiest ways im sorry) and you really wanna put stuff up on your walls and like do just random "artsy" shit all up in the place but your parents would kill u slowly in ur sleep

☄ : I'M GONNA DO THIS AN AU WIT H YOU HERE DOES THIS COUNT ok if you were living in the same place i was, you'd be in the annex with the rest of the eighth graders but for some classes you'd be above and be in the um CRP room with me doing e2020 online cus ur 2 fuckin smart and you'd like come find me after school and be like "i fucking hate everyone here" and i'd be like "i feel u lil one" and you'd probably have a few friends but a lot of people would think you're weird cus like dude smart and you hang out with titty monster here and i think we'd secretly make fun of my friends and you'd hang out at my house all the time and we'd find over food and i'd shove you in clothes against you will and do your nails terribly and brush your hair and take dumb pictures with you and and and (sobbing)

♤ - "what's cooking wtf i thought people made the food for me???" 

☻ - horny and hungry

♒ - "what kind of food do you think i like ;)  Jaspers: food headcanons ;))))" 

you eat chicken sammichs all the fucking time u lil shit you're extremely picky and will only eat pizza if it has pepperoni or plain cheeseyou also think cheesy rice sounds good and you've NEVER HAD CORN I MEAN SERIOUSLY YOU'VE FUcking bbye 

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Jehovah licked the underside of Satan’s hard cock, smirking at Satan’s groan. He slowly eased his way down the large, red cock, thanking himself for not giving himself a gag reflex. With one hand on Satan’s hip, he let his free hand slip to his anus, a finger slipping inside himself. He groaned around Satan’s dick as he worked his finger inside of him, preparing himself for the penis inside of his mouth.

Three fingers later, Satan groans loudly, pulling Jehovah’s mouth from his penis by the god’s hair. Jehovah knew to start stroking Satan now, as Satan let him by the hair to meet Satan’s eye. Satan lightly nipped at the bread on Jehovah’s face before pushing his head back down to his dick.  “I hope you like your bread with extra ‘frosting’, Jeho-kun.” He said, before moaning loudly and cumming on Jehovah’s face.

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Satan smirked, watching Jehovah lower himself on the unholy man’s large, red very erect penis. Jehovah groaned once the tip reached inside, “A-Ahhnn, Luci-sama, d-don’t move.”  Satan’s smirk didn’t fade as he flipped Jehovah and himself over, now on top and thrusting inside of the holy man.  “Fuck, Jeho-sama, you’re so tight.”  “Nngh, Luci-sama! It hurts! S-Stop!”  Satan lowered his head down to Jehovah’s ear, “Haven’t you forgotten, Jehovah? I’m Satan himself.” He spoke lowly, roughly thrusting inside of Jehovah.  “S-Stop! Luci-sama, a-ahhn!” 

Satan hit that spot deep inside of Jehovah.

“How does it feel, oh holy one, to have Satan himself pounding inside of you?” Satan asked, starting to bite Jehovah’s ear.  Jehovah groaned loudly, “L-Lu-”  “I bet you fucking like it.” His jawline.  Jehovah moaned loudly, nails trailing down Satan’s rough back. “You fucking slut.” Satan had no problem pounding into Jehovah mercilessly, holding onto the other man’s hips hard enough to leave bruises, biting his neck, jawline, ear, anywhere he could reach hard enough to draw blood, or whatever god’s have.  Jehovah was a moaning mess, nails digging into Satan’s rough back as he screamed in pleasure, orgasm rocking through him, his cum landing on his own chest and stomach. Satan’s thrusts got rougher, more erratic and Jehovah knew he was close, knew he was just about to cum.

“Dad? What’s all the noi- OH SWEET FUCKING-”  “DAMMIT JESUS, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BEING A LITTLE NOSY BITCH? A-AHHNNNN!”

Nine months later, the universe was created and Jehovah was a single mother and a slut, Satan was shunned by society and laughing, and Jesus was still a little nosy bitch.