#pluto and mars

[the-planets-combined]

Heyo gang!!!

You uhh... perchance... got any Moss?

Mars puses at the anon, then shrugs as she puts a hand to her neck, "prolly got some in the back? Spirit and Serenity are trying to get rid of it. Saying it's bad and stuff."

Pluto smirk, mocking, "what? You gonna eat it?"

[thegirlwiththegoldenscarf]

Playlist for Mars - Pluto aspects in Synastry

Can't stop, won't stop - Lindsay Lohan

Fire Meet Gasoline - Sia

Fire On Fire - Sam Smith

Rehab - Rihanna

I Don't Wanna Live Forever - Taylor Swift ft. Zayn

[the-planets-combined]

Yap yap yap yap

STOP

Yap yap yap

You're gonna make my ears bleed dipshit

Oh Shut up 12 year old >:p

You two just be quiet

I'm not the only loud one, widow

That's for women

So? Malewife ass

This is why mom hates you.

I know.

[the-planets-combined]

You wanna fight me. YOU WANNA FIGHT ME!?,?!!!?!?!,!

Stop both of you...

YOURE DEAD

TRY ME

What happened?

You don't wanna know....IM NOT HEALING YOU GIYS IF YOU GET HURT

[the-planets-combined]

AAAAAAAA-

WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!???!?@?!?!?!

I just wanna scream

I. Hate. You.

Die.

[the-planets-combined]

What the fuck happened? Why are you running?

I JUST TRESPASSED THE COCA COLA FACORY AND NOW THE COPS R AFTER ME

....why am I not surprised.

None of us are.

[the-planets-combined]

Oh here's a sona story for the family!

I'm still pissed

Sore loser >:3

Title: family game night

“Hey loser, family game night.”

Mars was cutting her hair, something she did if she felt her hair was too long. Which it was. So she was in her bathroom, cutting thick chunks, not caring for the evenness, but the texture and look of it. Just as she finished another section and put it in the trash near her, Pluto barged in, in a robe he had stolen.

“Ay, family game night.” He said, before slamming the door. A moment passed before he came back in. “Also you look incredibly stupid.” Then again, he slammed the door.

“Thanks…” Mars muttered, swallowing her anger as she set the scissors down and walked downstairs. Ares and Saturn were figuring out how to play the game, new to this type of card game. Mars had played it many times with Kstar, and she knew how competitive she was….and all of the family.

“Where’s Spirit?”

“Oh, she went on a date with her girlfriend.” Saturn replied sweetly. Ares made a noise that sounded like some type of gag of disgust. No one pointed it out.

Mars nodded as she came over, “We can do a practice round of ya want. It’s easy.” Mars offered, but Ares scoffed. “I’m not a moron, I can figure this shit out.”

“Fine, geez. Be that way, dickhead.”

They had to do a practice round.

—-----------

“THIS IS BULLSHIT!”

Ares felt infuriated. For the past 3 turns of his, he only had greens when the card color was blue. Saturn couldn’t help but wheeze as he screamed when Mars set her fourth uno reverse in the game.

“YOU SHIT, STOP IT!”

“Then stop screaming, motherfucker. Pluto, go.”

The youngest snickered as he set down a Wild, then the color yellow. Saturn let out a whistling wheeze, falling out of her seat as Ares slammed his head on the table, Given up on the game as Mars tried to hold her laughter.

“I hate you all and I hope you burn. I hope you all die.” Ares threatened, well aware none of them COULD die.

“Sucks to suck~” Mars snickered as she set a 9 card. Saturn had finished laughing, only a smirking grin left on her face, pulled ear to ear while they got a good pull.

Only a few minutes later Pluto shouted, “UNO BITCHES-!”

“You can just say Uno, Pluto.” Saturn mutters as she watches Mars set her card down.

“anddddd……Draw 4.” Mars replies. Ares stares at the card, then flips the table. The girls scream at the movement, the card flying everywhere, while Pluto covers his arms over his head. The table upside down, Pluto looks at the object while Ares storms to his room.

“Damn.” Mars smirks. Saturn easily pulls the table back into place, and the girls pick up the card.

“Bye then,” Pluto says as he leaves, bored. Mars rolled her eyes, but they were used to it.

Family game night was fun….i guess?

[the-planets-combined]

What r u doing now...???

Shark :3

You already made a whale shark

And this friend likes all sharks. This is Hammerhead (UnU)