#pm ariana

[jane-the-zombie]

@letsbenditlikebennett replied to your post “[pm] Hate to come into your DMs with another disaster, but here I am....”

[pm] Sit down. Yep, okay got it. Sitting. There are two dogs on my lap.

[pm] Have you eaten anything today?

[fairyjeff]

@letsbenditlikebennett replied to your post: [pm] Hey, Wings. Any chance I could ask for a...

[pm] Fuck, I knew that and clearly had a space cadet moment, but thanks. It actually is easy though. I was just thinking of Lettie. I wanted you to pet her and tell her she’s a good girl. <3

[pm] No worries, but watch it with other people that aren’t me. They won’t be as fuckin’ nice. 

You want to pet my dog? Be my guest! She loves visitors. IF you ever want to babysit, let me know. Another child kid does it sometimes, but I’ve picked up more shifts sometimes and she has separation anxiety.

[fairyjeff]

@letsbenditlikebennettt replied to your post “[pm] I just thought of a really random question that I'm legit shook I...”

[pm] Man, I'm kinda bummed for you. Flying sounds fun. Then again, someone might have an actual heart attack if they saw a giant man flying through the sky.

[pm] I can fuckin hover, technically, that usually goes worse than flying. 

[fairyjeff]

[pm] I just thought of a really random question that I'm legit shook I didn't ask you when we first met... can you FLY?!

[pm] Good fucking question. I got these huge ass wings so you’d thing I’d be able to fucking fly, and yet I fuckin’ don’t.

I always end up in a fucking dumpster whenever I fucking try!

@letsbenditlikebennett

[jane-the-zombie]

@letsbenditlikebennett replied to your post: [pm] Hey, you still alive? I don't need anything,...

[pm] Good, good. Uhm, should I?

[pm] When I die, I’ll come back in a couple days. You don’t need to worry about me, Ariana.

[jane-the-zombie]

[pm] [user attaches a list of names] You know, one of these days you're getting some custom woodwork , but here's the rest of those names of the assholes killing werewolves to sell their organs.

[pm] I’ll make them stop, Ariana. I promise. You stay safe, alright?

@letsbenditlikebennett

[jane-the-zombie]

[pm] I saw the article about your car in the paper. If you... well, if you died and you’re a zombie now, let me know if you need any brains or like literally anything else.

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@letsbenditlikebennett

[jane-the-zombie]

letsbenditlikebennett replied to your post “[pm] Someone may have mentioned you have a motorcycle... Is it weird...”

[pm] Fine, but only if it has some sort of ridiculous pattern on it. Uhm... you know Ulf isn't my dad, right?  not that he cares too much about human laws outside of not drawing attention to wolves Also, I'm 18 so I'm legally allowed to make my own life choices.

[pm] I think I can do ridiculous pattern. 

Yes, but he’s the full adult I’d rather not get an earful if I let you on my bike. That said, I don’t think a ride or two will kill anyone.

... I’m driving, to be clear.