#letsbenditlikebennett

[magmahearts]

@letsbenditlikebennett from here:

[pm] Having soap on hand for whenever a friend might need it? Wasn't my standard on friendship before [del: not that I had one], but I think you've just raised the bar... No pun intended. Exactly, and I really didn't have a better dare on deck. Speaking of, it sounded like you got $50 out of that Mack girl?

​[pm] Always come prepared. I think that's the Girl Scout motto. I wasn't a Girl Scout, but I do like mottos. [...] Pun should always be intended! Puns are the best. And yeah, she told me she'd pay me $50 if I told her everything I knew about mimes. Easy money!

[mortemoppetere]

@letsbenditlikebennett from here:

[pm] Emilio, connard, it does not a single one of those five things well. Also, how do I go about hiring you? How much does it cost to hire you? [...] I can get you a lot of free pens. Just don't ask how.

​[pm] How would you know? You don't make soap.

Well, normally you'd just ask. But I'm [...] stuck inside right now. Goo all over my building. What kind of pens? [...] What's the case? Probably be out soon.

[ohwynne]

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[pm] Sweet, I thought we might end up being carpool buddies since Ariadne is bringing Cass, Nora, and I. [...] You guys disappeared at the right time, honestly. Hope you had fun. ;)

​[pm] It was nice carpooling. :)

I just wasn't really in the partying mood but we did have fun. Mack has very comfortable beds. Did you get home ok?

[alan-duarte]

@letsbenditlikebennett replied to your post “[pm] Hey, old man. My chemistry professor is a...”:

[pm] Uh, yeah his first name does. Last name C. Okay, so same werewolf. I think he knows something isn't right, at least. He realizes he's able to hear things he shouldn't be able to. It's a start. How do I drop subtle hints that I lock myself in a bunker, turn into a monster, and eat a bunch of lil forest critter snacks three nights a month? Asking for a friend.

​[pm] It's him, yep.

... Your bunker must bear those marks. You could take him there to show him that's where you go when you know you'll sleep walk...? Maybe keep the critter snacks for another time.

You don't try to explain the marks on the walls. I'm assuming there's a bunch.

[chasseurdeloup]

@letsbenditlikebennett replied to your post “[pm] You're the proud owner of a puppy. I think...”:

[pm] I thought it was a pretty straight forward sentence. There's a puppy, you're it's new dad. Yes, I'm bringing all seven home... and yeah, that's why I asked for your help finding them homes, smartass. <3 Ah, there we go. It clicked. Can't exactly take them to be adopted by just anyone. Don't even know what the others do yet, if anything. Is there anything I need to do for them right away? Will you be able to tell how old they are and what kinda food I should buy?

​[pm] You're lucky I'm on leave so I actually have time to watch these puppies.

If you can stop by the shelter, tell Marge I sent you and ask for a puppy play pen and some extra towels and puppy pads. You could just pick up puppy kibble. Large breed I'm assuming. I can guess how old they are when you bring them here but puppy will cover it.

[kadavernagh]

@letsbenditlikebennett replied to your post “[pm] Any bones I find while you’re here are yours....”:

[pm] Still sleeping a lot and in pain, but definitely getting better. A warden named Rhett. Long gray hair… probably missing an eye now. […] Guess there’s no point in beating around the bush. I’m not a mutated child, I’m a werewolf. He didn’t know that so was able to claw him up pretty good to stop him from killing her. I thought I might have killed him. I didn’t. He’s alive.

​[pm] Good progress. She is fortunate to have you by her side.

You have a fascinating interpretation of reality And you know I'm familiar with someone else who claims to have a condition of that nature. Use the term "werewolf" if you wish; I'm sorry there is not a better one.

Consider yourself lucky that he's alive, and that you did not kill him. But he cannot remain out there if he's a continued threat to others. Do you know a last name or where he can be found?

[park-ranger-is-my-comfort-animal]

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Hey there kid,

I know I ain't always been the most understanding man in the room, but I wanted to make sure that I wished you happy Pride on the right day.

I'll see you at work. - J

[realmackross]

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[pm] Can't even be mad at Alan for tattling UGH I'm fine. I mean, yeah, I was hurt, but it's no big or anything. I made it home.

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[pm] Oh my gosh. [user sighs in relief] Okay, good. Is it true...the stuff in the movies and tv, that werewolves heal faster? Like are you [...] do you need anything?