#pmh book

[bonyuterus]

pulling up to the AA-meeting expecting to meet fellow autistic asexuals

[psi-spectacular]

I saw PHM last week and decided to throw my hat into the "What if Rocky was a human and Grace was an eridian" ring

plus bonus doodles with some scenes from the movie

[superbpastaenthusiast]

So I may or may not have found myself in a small BloodyMary rabbit hole..and I thought of this scenario:

Simon: Hey, Grace, have you seen my mug anywhere?

Grace, who hasn't slept in 24 hrs because he found a new type of substance on Erid: Hm? Oh yeah, it's on the lowest shelf over there.

Simon: Right. Thanks.

Grace: You're welcome, Markiplier.

Simon:I'm sorry, WHAT-????

Rocky: Rocky confused too, statement. Is Simon a market that plies, question?

Simon, confused af:Uhhh...no?.. Am I???

Grace, delirious from sleep deprivation: When are you gonna play that new FNAF game?

Simon, dragging Grace up to his feet: Okay, time for sleep.

Grace: *starts yelling loudly the "I'M SLEEPING" Remix of Markiplier*

Simon and Rocky: *both horrified, staring at the caucasian man that's yelling at the top of his lungs*

P.S.: Please imagine the gifs below are them looking at each other like :" Do you see what I'm seeing???"

[l0st-strawberry]

Book Stratt is MAGNIFICENT oh my gods. What do you mean she got accused of copyright infringement, went to court, pulled a “you can’t touch me” letter FROM THE PRESIDENT and left?! I think I have a crush.

[ratstitch]

One thing I miss in the movie is how bitchy Grace can be. Like we hear a bit about it but there's a big difference between hearing and seeing

Hes so immediately defensive, this diva

[birthofcassiopeia]

HI CASS :D

Long time since I talked here because I cant commit to more than one social media and it makes me tired... BUT IM SO HAPPY YOU ARE ALSO FIXATED ON BLOODYMARRY

I was not the biggest fan of iron lung as a movie but I loved many aspects of it and also Markplier even if I dont watch him, and it was durong the trailers before ironlung started I discovered about PHM and I watched a few days ago and I cried so much during it, and shipping Simon with Grace was just the cherry on top!

For a actual ask part, could you put Rocky in one of those goofy ahh science shirts Grace has? :D

MOOT WELCOME HOME!!!! lets be fixated on bloodymary together 💜💜🥹🙂‍↕️

also I've GOT you bro;

saw this one and couldn't resist

[birdbyrne]

IM CRYING WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM

[braindead-birds-nest]

Bloody Mary head canon I need to put in a fic-

CAMPFIRE NIGHT!!

So Erids atmosphere is mostly ammonia (they built an elevator into space to launch Blip-A, go read the book people- please it’s so cool. ITS HAS ACCURATE MATH OMFG.) and a key component of fire and combustion in general is oxygen. So Rocky has no experience with the stuff, it’s a scientific phenomenon on his planet.

Simon on the other hand grew up in a space cult! Wasting oxygen on recreational fire observation is something I doubt would be appreciated by the greater group. Especially since there whole thing is trees, and fire is pretty much one of the only things that will kill a tree outside of a pest or disease. I kinda head canon fire in general would be faxpau.

So everyone is happy on Erid, and Grace is like “hey can I have a fire pit?” because nothing beats a beach fire and good company. Queue a great deal of questions and concerns, both Rocky and Simon are horrified. Grace is determined to share one of his favorite pastimes with his favorite people. Simon in particular because Grace’s horrified he’s never had a campfire.

So they build a fire pit.

And then they have a fire, and Grace is pulling o it all the nine yards, s’mores for him and Simon, and coals for Rocky and Adrian, blankets and music and an umbrella that was made just for this. Simon is hesitant, but after like the 8th time Rocky try’s to climb into the fire he relaxes. But then Simon is watching Grace talk animatedly with Adrian, the fire highlighting him in warm colors and making his hair look like spun gold. He’s beautiful and Simon doesn’t know what to do about it. ethereal in a way that reminds the man of the first time he had met Grace and thought he was an angel who had come to take him to heaven.

But then a song pops up, and Grace scrabbles to turn it up, singing along with Rocky as Adrian is giggling quietly. But then Grace turns to Simon and tugs him up off the towel he was watching from, and he’s pulling the man into a dance. Uncoordinated, feet slipping in the sand, but a smile so bright Simon thinks it would rival the sun.

And for the first time, Simon thinks he understands the appeal of fire, and all it took was one dance with an impossible man.