#pmsjokes

[styckiassassin]

Rub her belly, feed her ice cream Spoil her for the next 6 days She'll be cranky, possibly throw a tantrum She's gonna want you to cuddle her but then push you off cause she too hot Give her the strong stuff if Tylenol doesn't cut it Put on a movie nothing sappy she's already emotional and has a hormone imbalance Then after her 6 days are up give her your bill #MidnightConfessions #PMSjokes #IknowYouLaughed

[mrlandoncider]

I made this for you, internet. #periodjokes #forealzdoe #period #pms #pmsjokes #feminist

[xkermit]

[sketchumms]

Guys...

Turns out I'm a Bloodbender. But only once a month.