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I think the funniest part about my canon is that either Smash or Mario Kart was canonically part of it. Because we were given a Zelda game by Mario and told that it was “a playable novelized version of his adventures.” The easier answer is that Mario kart is canon since Luigi drives his kart but like... maybe I want smash to be canon so I have more games to play from other people’s adventures!!!! (Hint, I wanna say I played Minecraft) -King Olly (paper Mario the origami king)
(Long post) Alright gamers! It’s time, I have the spoons to lovepost about the legion. *very kingly throat clearing*
Jean-Pierre, your subtle kindness never went unnoticed. You were always looking out for us and honestly I just wanna play Minecraft with you,,, I would have loved to decorate block houses together,,,
Rubber Bands, you were the glue holding all of us together and it was amazing! You were so kind and knew how to hang with all of us! I still think fondly about the plushie you and Jean Pierre made for me.
Hole Punch my beloved,,,, you already know how amazing you are but to say it in words? You always knew how to lift everyone’s spirits and cause some well meaning chaos. Thanks for giving me confidence as well.
Tape, you’re just the designated dad and I mean that well. You were always so good natured to all of us and your long dramatic support speeches always meant so much to me
Scissors, I know you were always worried about expressing yourself properly, but you were the person I trusted the most. You were the one person I never felt afraid to be myself around and you were a pillar of strength for all of us
And Olivia, my dear sweet sister, your positivity and love for life always influenced everyone around you, more than you knew! You were always a ray of sunshine in my life. -King Olly (paper Mario the origami king)
Hole Punch on the brain,,, send help,,, I wanna hold his hand. Maybe,, maybe give him a kiss on the cheek,, he’s so cool a -King Olly (paper Mario the origami king)
Starting to think I’m in this shift so often because I’m still chasing the high I felt when my first grade teacher noticed how much I loved the textbooks and told me one day I’d be in the textbooks people would be writing in the future. I don’t think I’ve ever received better inspiration in my whole life.
-Professor Toad (Paper Mario: The Origami King)
Listen. Jean Pierre? *said with the cadence and intensity of “this man FUCKS”* this man STIMS! -King Olly (paper Mario the origami king)
Copes with my gay ass feelings by dressing up as my crush on splatoon. *flips down shades* let’s go be funky y’all -King Olly (paper Mario the origami king)
(Part 2 of playing splatoon as hole punch) FELLAS IS IT GAY TO BE PLAYING AS YOUR CRUSH AND GETTING ALL MUSHY OVER GETTING YOUR OWN COLOR LIKE A CUTE SHIPPY THING -King Olly (paper Mario the origami king)
(Hi you’ve been seeing a lot of me today mpc!) I should say that while I do know a fair amount of spoilers on the villain side of things, I actually... don’t know a lot about the rest of the game? But I finally found Captain T. Ode and was like OH HEY ITS THAT PERSON I KEEP SEEING ON HERE. ITS YOU. -King Olly (paper Mario the origami king)
