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<read like Brennan Lee Mulligan>

HELLLLLLO ONE AND ALL! Wecomebacktoanother thrilling episode of Dimension Twenty:

I'm your humble dungeon master Brennan Lee Mulligan. With me as always are our Ghoulie Schoolies! Say Hi Ghoulie Schoolies!

"HI GHOULIE SCHOOLIES!"

Last! We! Left! Off! Long in the past Ricky aka Richard Spender had taken Isabel and his friends to Camp Lakeside where during the night they faced off against Jeane's former mentor Shrike, now Werewolf of ultimate power. After just blasting through it with a train, the Werewolf was sent to some other part of the country team rocket style, and Ricky and Isabel had a lovely heart to heart, while Mina broke his heart by leaving town the next day, determined to fight the ultimate spirit in her own way.

Many Years Later and we see Spender picking up Issac, a young boy with newly developed storm abilities after the dramatic defeat of King Catnine. This eventually lead to the reveal of why Dimitri left and Boss Leader not being the mortal she says she is.

We cut back to the present dinner between Richard and Day where even more secrets were reveals. That Agent June Summers, Richard and Day's Mentor, was actually June Puckett! AKA Max's Mom!

<Cheers in the background> "Following in Mom's footsteps"

Ah yes the family legacy.

Max's Player: "Does this mean I'm going to die?"

<sputtering wheeze laugh> Well there's only one way to find out.

Let us begin with...Chapter 8!

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<Read like the beginning statement of The Magnus Archives”

Previously on

Continued Statement of Spender Richard, regarding the Test of Courage he and his friends partook to look for the West Hill Horror while on a camping trip at Camp Lakeside. Original statement taken from subject on October 21st, 2021. Audio recording by Jonathon Sims, head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.

Statement Continues:

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Part 39

<Read as Spooky Scary Skeletons> 

Previously on

Spooky Scary Dream Spectrals

Send shivers down your spine

Teenage Souls with Separate goals

Will find the Truth Tonight

Spooky Scary Dream Spectrals

Trapped in endless sleep

Force to Face non-stop Nightmares

Who try to Creep and Leave

We’re so sorry Eddy Babe

Who went ahead and cried

Ricky tried to save your mom

But she’s a ghost that died!

Spooky Scary Dream Spectrals

One flashback that we knew

Time to see another kid

So let’s go and see who

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<read as Whose Line Is It Anyway>

Previously on

Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway! Our next game is “Scenes From A Hat” where I will pull these scenes from this hat, and our actors are going to act it out.

Things that a dog catcher is thinking about.

“Viva la dog revolution! [mimes opening the back of car] Go! Go!” <bzzt>

“You think things are ruff now? Wait ‘til we get to Dog Jail” <bzzt>

Domestic life when your partner is a vampire

“Honey, I have the solution to your sun problem. Have you thought of wearing your own face as a mask?” <bzzt>

“Hey I have feelings too! Don’t you have a heart!? Oh no, oh I’m sorry.” <bzzt>

[Two actors go on stage] “Boy I’m really thirsty!” “Me too.” [First actor looks concern] <bzzt>

“Oh No Mr. Vampire~ I’ve been so bad~ Please bite my neck~” <bzzt>

How to avoid getting arrested

“Oh No Mr. Cop~ I’ve been so bad~ Please bite my neck~” [other actor comes in to bite their neck in vampire style] <bzzt> <bzzt> <bzzt>

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<Read as a song from the Village People>

Previously on

STEPHEN! Had a need to feel down

I said STEPHEN! Tricked by a mascot type clown

I said STEPHEN! Went to the rich part of town

And he Gave! Up! His! Dog! To Them!

That’s When! He found out they were lies!

And then STEPHEN! He went back there to spy

That Those PEOPLE! Who were trash in disguise

They were Use!Ing! Those! Mutts! For! Cash!

dun dun dun dun dun

It’s time to go start a

REVOLUTION!

Stephen go start the Dog

RETRIBUTION!

He’ll do everything, for those dogs to be freed

Then he’ll have all the pets he need

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<Read as General Ceasar, retreating his army back three miles for a surprise attack>

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<Read as karkat>

cg: ALRIGHT YOU FUCKING GRUBS

cg: I’M BEING CURRENTLY FORCED FOR SOME UNGODLY REASON TO TALK TO YOU TURDS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BACK THEN, EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN JUST GO FUCKING BACK AND READ IT YOURSELVES

cg: I GUESS YOU LOST YOUR EYES AND CAN’T LICK THE SCREEN LIKE TEREZI CAN

cg: SO PREVIOUSLY ON PARANTAURAL

cg: I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THE FUCKING LOGO IS RIGHT THERE SO FUCK YOU I GET TO SAY TITLE

cg: ANY WAY, THE LAME SHIT STARTS OUT WITH THE RED AND GLASSES MOIRAILS TALKING ABOUT FEELINGS AND THEN START BEING ACTUALLY FUCKING DECENT AND BEGIN TO FUCKING KILL AN ADULT TRASH HUMANS

cg: ACTUALLY, ALL OF THE HUMANS IN FOCUS START TO GET INTO A FIGHT, WHICH IS ABOUT FREAKING TIME THAT THEY ACTUALLY SHOW OFF SOME BACKBONE.

cg: BUT THEN THEY DON’T EVEN FUCKING FINISH THEM OFF

cg: THE TRIO OF DIPSHITS MANAGED TO CAPTURE THEIR TARGET, BUT ALL THEY GET ARE SHITTY STARS? WHAT FUCKING CONSOLATION PRIZE IS THAT?!

cg: THEN THE ORANGE DOUCHE OF BREATH DOES WIND ATTACKS BUT CAN’T SEEM TO FUCKING ATTACK FOR SHIT

cg: AND HIS LUSUS IS INSIDE OF HIM SO WHILE BADASS IT IS BASICALLY SHIT LETTING HIS HUMAN GET CAPTURED BY A TREE HOW LAME IS THAT

cg: SO HE’S FUCKING DEAD

cg: THE GIRL AND HER ADULT HUMAN LUSUS ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKED TOGETHER TO LEAVE THE ROOM 

cg: BUT THAT’S ALL THEY DID

cg: WHAT KIND OF FUCKING LIFE OR DEATH STRUGGLE DO THEY HAVE TO JUST LEAVE THE ROOM? ARE THEIR MORTAL ENEMIES DOORS?? WATCH OUT FOR THE SPLINTER, IT CAN KILL US ALL!

cg: THEN THE ONLY DECENT HUMAN THAT I CAN SOMEWHAT RELATE TO ON THE LEVEL OF DISLIKING THE REST OF THIS BULLSHIT EXCUSE OF A HIVE IS FIGHTING A LUSUS WITH HIS OWN LUSUS AND THOROUGHLY EXPOSING THE STUPIDITY THAT CURRENTLY INHABITS THE BRAIN OF THEIR OFFICER

cg: THE SWEATY ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE THE HUMAN VERSION OF EQUIUS

cg: I NEVER THOUGHT HE COULD BE LAMER THAN WHAT HE ALREADY WAS BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS PLACE HAS PROVEN ME WRONG

cg: THAT’S ABOUT IT SO FUCK OFF

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<red like the main narrator from Stand By Me>

Previously on

While me and my friends were in school plying one of the most deadliest games of hitball in probably the history of the world, Stephen was off in the world.

He missed that day; got suspended for trying to break us out of detention with the principal’s car.

Stephen always had the crazy ideas. He would always be down for any stunts Johnny would come up with, and push them further to the extreme. Part of it might be due to all of the conspiracy theories that he believes in. But I think that that is where his charm comes from, his willingness to believe.

While suspended, Stephen went off exploring the town, as we were wont to do back then. Eventually, he found his way under a bridge, where he ran into a teenage gang from Mayview Academy picking on a dog. Feeling righteous anger, Stephen had taken onto himself to defend the dog.

Defeating his opponent, as well as catching the interest of the gang leader, Stephen grabbed the dog and ran for safety. Now his goal, while away from any noticeable danger, is to return the dog to its owner for a possible reward.