#podostroma

[darkfiretaimatsu]

She's all about the mushrooms. Everything's gotta have a mushroom equivalent for her to enjoy~

Look, all I'm saying is that coffee isn't enjoyable until you can hear the crunch from all the sugar you've added~

[banhbat]

“And a word to the wise when the fire dies You think it's over but it's just begun But baby don't cry You had my heart, at least for the most part 'Cause everybody's gotta die sometime”

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[darkfiretaimatsu]

Not that any of us really do business to need them! Except Colgate. She's, like, employed~

Which do you like best? Vote now on the attached form~

[darkfiretaimatsu]

She only likes the mushrooms, the other plants don't interest her~

It really makes you think what type(s) zombies are, if they're weak to both Fire and Grass~

[darkfiretaimatsu]

Podostrama personally enjoys making "everything nice" ...not be that~

It'll probably be fine, but don't be alarmed if your creation melts or projectile vomits a whole lot~

[darkfiretaimatsu]

We don't get a lot of visitors all the way out here, so she doesn't get to poison that many treat bags...~

Besides, don't take the unwrapped candy apples from any house, kids! Like, first of all, they're not even that good~

[darkfiretaimatsu]

Most people are actually immune to her metaphorical well-poisoning, as not many speak Breezie~

She's only got that eyedropper, but she's very patient~

[darkfiretaimatsu]

Probably the Griffin Lands, right? Which just raises further questions~

You don't have to like something just because it vaguely sort of sounds like your name, you know~