Let's Just Ask Pinkie Tai~

Where's Pinkie Tai? Here I am! I'm an ordinary earth pony, and I used to be a big mope but now I just want to make friends! I like weird and dark things, a pony named Bedlam, and being friends with everypony I meet! Ask me things and I will answer them. =D P.S. There's a big spider on your shoulder.

[darkfiretaimatsu]

She's more "opposite" than strictly "evil", but close enough~

Welcome to the new art style, Whitewash! Much like my basement, it's too good for you~

[darkfiretaimatsu]

As is known by years of growing up bullied, the best way to avoid something is to not be where it is as the same time~

You gotta have some real sensitive skin to find the rays of the moon burning. Or, like, lycanthropy or something~

[darkfiretaimatsu]

Ironically, the only thing I wanna contact Saria about at this point is how to play this dumb instrument~

These rhythm minigames are out of control, let's agree to save them for non-plot-essential stuff~

[darkfiretaimatsu]

And yeah, you can get sic just from the exhaustion of travel, but I think that's beyond the scope of the question~

Otherwise, I don't travel! Ponyville-bound my whole life~

[darkfiretaimatsu]

Hey, Celestia, globe's warm enough by now, don't you think~?

The air was not meant to be in this condition, lemme tell ya~

[darkfiretaimatsu]

Living without discomfort is fine, but living without your hobbies isn't~

Plus fish can't wear socks, and that's, like, my one other thing~

[darkfiretaimatsu]

I wasn't just a fanatic, you know! I had plans! None of 'em worked out, but I had 'em~

...Who the hay is even this fountain a statue of, anyway? Lived here my whole life, never thought about that~

[darkfiretaimatsu]

Don't worry, I'm sure I'll get bored of this in three to twelve days or so!

Too bad our old terrible Paint 3D thing doesn't work anymore, or I might look like I actually fit in here!

[darkfiretaimatsu]

Throwing the balance of nature out of whack because you were unappreciated? That kind of messaging I can get behind! Petty conquest of other nations? Not so much~

Plus, like, all the prophecies said Nightmare Moon was gonna reawaken right in my backyard, and I really hate to travel~

[darkfiretaimatsu]

The retention of girth is a problem for you mammals, not a superior arthropoid species like changelings.

Furthermore, I'm a shapeshifter, remember? Were I to succumb to vanity, I could simply make it go away through illusion.

[darkfiretaimatsu]

Saves time rather than trying to throw them out individually, y'know? Wait 'til there's about 50 of them, then deal with it~

Anyways, I don't really have anything to steal except my books, and I'll just loan you those like a library~

[darkfiretaimatsu]

As soon as I draw three Water Energy or any blue number card, or land on Water Works, it's over for you~

And don't even think of targeting my bench. I have two Railroads, an inverted Stars card, and a Blueprint Joker waiting~

[darkfiretaimatsu]

Also, some cards have hearts on them, and that might factor in somehow~

We did have a card game a few years back! I never figured out how to play it, which is fine, coz I don't know how to play any of these other games either~

[darkfiretaimatsu]

Not that she'd lend it out for such a purpose anyway. That'd be, like, six different kind of insulting~

Besides, we're a few months early for this kind of thing as it is~

[alazak]

A pun as old as time

bet you haven't heard that one before. featuring @darkfiretaimatsu

[darkfiretaimatsu]

I mean, I do like a pun, don't get me wrong! I wouldn't be in the askblog business if I didn't occasionally make a terrible pun. But some you hear a bit often, you get a little tired of them~

I hope you don't mind the biting criticism~

[darkfiretaimatsu]

I wouldn't want to meet with a creature who couldn't read pheromones anyway.

All changeling creations are made with our own produced materials. Never throw out your moltings when you're done shedding!

[darkfiretaimatsu]

Everything else is a minimum, because you have to have a minimum of one to be alive and stuff~

"But Pinkie Tai, you read a lot!" That doesn't make me smart! I'm just good at retaining information~