Let's Just Ask Pinkie Tai~

Where's Pinkie Tai? Here I am! I'm an ordinary earth pony, and I used to be a big mope but now I just want to make friends! I like weird and dark things, a pony named Bedlam, and being friends with everypony I meet! Ask me things and I will answer them. =D P.S. There's a big spider on your shoulder.

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In case you forgot, Chrysalis moved in after season 2 and has been using this as a second base ever since, especially after they foreclosed on her hive, or whatever the season 6 finale was about~

Why would I need a personal room? The whole house is mine~

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I don't booby trap my house, no more than any other pony does~

If you can get here unscathed, you deserve a reward. That's why I give out the full size candy bars on Nightmare Night~

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She only likes the mushrooms, the other plants don't interest her~

It really makes you think what type(s) zombies are, if they're weak to both Fire and Grass~

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Oh no, the evil moon is crashing into the Earth again, what a totally un-frustrating way to play a video game~

While a lot of those elements sound cool on their individual merits, I think an adventure where you turn into a wolf and a gremlin says mean things to you would be just as darkly atmospheric and more fun~

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If you're going to freeze to death either way, might as well go for the one that leaves you mostly intact, right~?

"Don't be where they is" is, like, kind of universally applicable among monster encounters. Keep it in mind~!

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His brains are moistened, he's smiling, his crops are flourishing. He seems happier now, so I feel better~

He may have crawled out of that grave, but it's nice to have your own place to return to. Someday we must all go there~

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Also fruit shapes, we get a lot of fruit shapes. There's nothing better for something unhealthy like shaping it like something healthy~

The sour ones are easier to find, but I prefer the classic ones that aren't super sugar-covered~

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Share a little universal constant?

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Please enjoy the unobscured props from my file titled "Vending Machine Snacks"~

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It might vary depending on the particular variety, but fire should be fairly effective, unless your zombies are Water- or Rock-type or something~

I feel a little bad, I should draw a second picture with that guy's head getting put out~

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Also, not only do we not have enough regular mysterious deaths around Ponyville to require a CSI team, we definitely don't have enough that require a mythology/folklore expert~

Anyway, I don't need to wear these sunglasses, because I have no need to keep track of the visions in my dreams~

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Make your head warmer, then the freeze can't even form! That's how science works, right~?

Anyways, I don't get a lot of ice cream! It's pretty rare to find ice cream intact in the garbage~

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It's always ponies, coz cartoons are easy! Once you go anthro, you have to at least pretend to pay attention to anatomy~

You basically apply the principles of the pony form to the head and lower legs, and the human form to everything else. And hope you don't forget the tail~

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Also fruit shapes, we get a lot of fruit shapes. There's nothing better for something unhealthy like shaping it like something healthy~

The sour ones are easier to find, but I prefer the classic ones that aren't super sugar-covered~

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She's my bestie, but sometimes even I don't get her~

Frankly, I think she could afford us separate plates~

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Oh good, I seem fine in there! I was worried I'd get bored and cause some sort of temporal paradox!

Anyways, I've spent lots of time in empty rooms with padded walls and hug-yourself jackets! It's not a big deal.

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I think we can all see where this is going, who wants to conclude the study early~?

In conclusion, the banana pony is inexplicable beyond modern science~

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And when I best those princesses, they'll remember how I was superior.

"Empress" is a title held solely by that stupid hoof puppet, and I will not lower myself to fighting her. ...It.

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Podostrama personally enjoys making "everything nice" ...not be that~

It'll probably be fine, but don't be alarmed if your creation melts or projectile vomits a whole lot~